Do SP's Golf?
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I have no idea about Winnipeg today, but in 2001, Angel Aspen of Allison's Adoring Angels in Toronto was known as an avid golfer. She played several rounds with local hobbyists, including clients, I believe. She also offered strip putting as part of a two hour encounter. It was loads of fun - I ended up naked before she did! 
Twister
Never mind golf ladies I have a Twister game in the closet that I can bring out. How about we all get naked and try a few rounds. Sorry Avery you're not invited
Never mind golf ladies I have a Twister game in the closet that I can bring out. How about we all get naked and try a few rounds. Sorry Avery you're not invited
I have golfed very casually with my oldest sister, which is probably the worst way to learn the game, as not one of us girls is all that competitive.
Lots of fun if you don't mind being embarrassed on the green (or never even getting close to it, ahem).
Lots of fun if you don't mind being embarrassed on the green (or never even getting close to it, ahem).
When I first started golfing 25 years ago, my mother gave me a wall plaque that said:
"Golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it"
Not sure i want to mix golf and sex. The bedroom is one place i've never been told to adjust my stance or grip!
pd
"Golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it"
Not sure i want to mix golf and sex. The bedroom is one place i've never been told to adjust my stance or grip!
pd
For the light of it here are two golfing jokes:
A son goes golfing with his father and grandfather. Just before they are about to tee off, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes up to them. "Can I join your group, my partners cancelled on me?"
All three men agree, but she says there is one condition. She is not a very good golfer, and none of them can give her advice during the round. The men agree, anything to watch this babe golf.
Well, she shoots the lights out. They get to the 18th green, and she has parred every hole. She needs to make a 20 foot putt to save par, and stay even for the round. "I've never had a par round before!" she exclaims. "I know I told you guys not too help me, but whoever can give me some instruction on how to sink this putt, I will give him the blowjob of his lifetime."
Well, the son steps up and tells her to hit the ball six inches to the left of the pin because of the slight break. The father disagrees and urges her to hit the ball softly, 8-12 inches to the left of the pin.
The woman looks at the grandfather for help. The old man comes over to her, picks up the ball, walks to the pin and drops the ball in the hole. "We'll call it a gimme."
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A woman asks her husband if she can golf with him. He says that he doesn't have the time to struggle around the course with her. But he does arrange for her to take some lessons, and agrees that they will golf together after she takes those lessons.
So the wife goes for her first private lesson with the club pro. It's a horrendous time. She can't hit the ball at all. She duffs one, misses another altogther. She slices and she hooks. The pro is at the end of his patience. Frustrated he tries one last very unorthodox instruction. He says, "Hold the club like you would your husband's penis. And then take the swing."
So she does. And she swings. And she hits it 250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. "Absolutely perfect," says the instructor, astonished. "Now this time try taking the club out of your mouth."
A son goes golfing with his father and grandfather. Just before they are about to tee off, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes up to them. "Can I join your group, my partners cancelled on me?"
All three men agree, but she says there is one condition. She is not a very good golfer, and none of them can give her advice during the round. The men agree, anything to watch this babe golf.
Well, she shoots the lights out. They get to the 18th green, and she has parred every hole. She needs to make a 20 foot putt to save par, and stay even for the round. "I've never had a par round before!" she exclaims. "I know I told you guys not too help me, but whoever can give me some instruction on how to sink this putt, I will give him the blowjob of his lifetime."
Well, the son steps up and tells her to hit the ball six inches to the left of the pin because of the slight break. The father disagrees and urges her to hit the ball softly, 8-12 inches to the left of the pin.
The woman looks at the grandfather for help. The old man comes over to her, picks up the ball, walks to the pin and drops the ball in the hole. "We'll call it a gimme."
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A woman asks her husband if she can golf with him. He says that he doesn't have the time to struggle around the course with her. But he does arrange for her to take some lessons, and agrees that they will golf together after she takes those lessons.
So the wife goes for her first private lesson with the club pro. It's a horrendous time. She can't hit the ball at all. She duffs one, misses another altogther. She slices and she hooks. The pro is at the end of his patience. Frustrated he tries one last very unorthodox instruction. He says, "Hold the club like you would your husband's penis. And then take the swing."
So she does. And she swings. And she hits it 250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. "Absolutely perfect," says the instructor, astonished. "Now this time try taking the club out of your mouth."
Oh Oh pick Me!!!
Good-day!! BTW i'm definatly interested in learning how to Golf...If you have the time and think you'd be a good teacher, let me know!!
Good-day!! BTW i'm definatly interested in learning how to Golf...If you have the time and think you'd be a good teacher, let me know!!
