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Dissatisfied with Tess @ Penthouse

nitro_lov

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Dissatisfied with Tess @ Penthouse

Was bored today and was browsing through this great board read some great reviews. Decided to call Penthouse was thinking of seeing Evah or Tiffany. When I arrived I was greeted by this young cute blonde girl name Tess, she 18 and new to the business. I was interested in meeting the girls before I decide. After I met all of the beautiful girls I decide what the heck lets try some fresh cute 18 year old. She seems to be cheery and happy when I was greeted. When we got the room she asks what type of service I was looking for. I replied FS, she asked for the $$40 up front for FS. I had no problem with that, I was just excited and couldn’t wait. She started the shower and came back in a jiffy. First the message, it was very light and weak I thought it was getting boring but I didn’t want to give her a hard time because she was new to the business. I wanted to give her a message she told me if I wanted to touch her that’s an extra 60 and made clear that GFE is $$$. I was really surprised at this point I have never been asked for more cash before. So again I said what the heck 60 it is. Messaged her for a bit she seemed like her mind was in space and wasn’t even there. At this point I said let just go to the main course. CBJ was pretty good I enjoyed that, after she went on top. Her ride was very weak so I asked if she offered cowgirl she said nope. I said what about doggie she said nope. Okay how about me on top she said sure, while in mish she told me that she has an appointment and we have to hurry. At this point I was like okay massage was weak, asked for extra just to touch her, ride was weak and now she’s rushing me out the door. LG lost interest and turned off; LG was not co-operating any more so I needed to lie down for some more CBJ. She stated to me next time if I wanted to see her for the hour that I had to book in advance. I asked her how come she never told me that in the beginning and she said we’re not supposed too. She continued with CBJ and I had to concentrate really hard and just get it over with. She got dressed and demanded the money right away. Usually I let the sp take a shower while I relax for a bit. She left came back to give me some tissue then asked again “Can I get the money?” I said “Sure Hold on” I was thinking why’s this girl so demanding I didn’t look like I was going to make it very far I was naked and still trying to clean myself. Gave her the 60 extra got in the shower, and walked myself out the door, no hugs, and no bye byes. I wish her well if she wants to do well in the business she has a lot to improve.

Here’s a Summary of Tess Service

Price: $$$ for so called GFE with a ton of restrictions.
Duration: 20mins from the time I stepped into the shower to the time I left the building.
L: 7 Cute and young
A: 1 when she came back after I took a shower she was like another person, demanding and rude times. I always respect people and polite no matter what; don’t know why this happened to me.
S: 1 the worst I ever had only CBJ earned her the 1 otherwise it would be 0

I don’t write much reviews, but I believe I need to give back some intel to this wonderful board. I understand she is new to the business but that still doesn’t make it right to be treat like how I was today. This has left a very bitter taste in my mouth and I don’t think I will be pooning for awhile and if I do I probably only keep to my regular Sp’s. Yuk! she didn't even take a shower!
 

DaddyBoy

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Thanks for the report

Nitro you probably saved many a pooner some hard earned $$$. I've said on numerous occasions that negative reviews are more important than positive ones...this is why.
Yours is clearly a case of letting the LG take control. If it's any consolation, I've done worse in my time. From your review I get the feeling Tess isn't new to the business at all. Her actions sound like that of a hardended pro.

Below is a piece of advice I gave to a young pooner:

"When a new SP greets you step forward immediately and say, "Hi beautiful" and put your arm around her. If she hates men she'll jump back and push you away. If she's comfortable and leads you to the room laughing and giggling, then you're in for a great session."

Also always ask if daty is ok. Over the years I've come to realize that girls who are comfortable with daty are more fun.

Thanks again for the review,
~DaddyBoy
 

praxis

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I think we have a tie. . .

for worst session ever at Penthouse: Tess and Brooke. I wonder who'll break the tie. . .:rolleyes:

BTW: Tess may have the lead: she didn't take a shower after the session !!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

mikael

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It's really sad to see how badly the caliber of staff has become at Penthouse since Gina managed the place :(

Thats just too many bad reviews of late to even bother going there anymore, maybe when the owner notices a decrease in income he'll finally get his shit together
 

burnman

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I agree with DaddyBoy's advice. Looks like there is a common thread among SPs at Penthouse. Maybe it's time for a short boycott to put the girls there back to reality.
 

Fort MacGuy

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I know what you mean about too many negative reviews. I stayed across the street from PH the other day. The LG was really in the mood, but I just couldn't bring myself to revisit PH, didn't want to take a chance. Too bad, I've had stellar sessions with Harmony and Samantha at PH - what a shame.
 

nitro_lov

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I hope I wasn't that harsh on my review guys. That review was written just 2 hours after the session. My intentions were not to criticize the establishment. This was a review based on an individual. I read so many good things about Evah, I kind of regret not sticking to the board and changing my mind at the last minute. This was my first visit to Penthouse and I never seen Evah, although I think it would be unfair to look at this review as the whole establishment when this was an individual. I’m pretty sure there are SP’s at Penthouse that provides great service. I believe there are good and bad Sp’s everywhere you go. Sometimes it’s even bad chemistry between people. Honestly my intentions were not to jeopardize all Sp’s at Penthouse. I look to this board for information on who I should see. I thought it would be important to share this information about my experience with Tess. I don't see this as my experience with Penthouse. I hope you guys take this into consideration.
 

Dark_Knight

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Nitro, I think your review was fair and accurate. Since there have been many complaints with penthouse recently, that came up as well.
 

Mick Shagher

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Based on all the latest reviews here, it seems that Penthouse is pretty well a write off these days.

Rebecca Taylor has received good reviews, although pricey at $300, and I had a pretty good time with Alexis. After that I don't think I'd be willing to roll the dice with any one else there. A few bad apples usually tend to spoil the whole basket.

It's a far cry from the days when all stars like Cassidy and Lauren were working there. Sigh.
 
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tomie

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Dissatisfied @ Penthouse

Nitro exact same thing happend to me at penthouse with Evah. She was really great until a door knock in the middle of missionary, and she came back with an excuse that her appointment is waiting since 30 minutes, though she didn't even spend 30 min with me. and it suppose to be a GFE... with 3 reds.

I read you Praxis , Evah didn't take the shower and put her clothes on. and she had my saliva on her body... :eek:

At penthouse, the girls are very pretty, may be they need training again.
Niki Valhala is the owner, she is not much around to train them.
I believe she is a wonderful person. No complains about her at all.

There website says, "Being #1 isn't easy"... Ladies are very cute and pretty.
may be need training again, or reminders of good rules....

I look forward to visit penthouse no matter what !!! Natalia is very cute girl.
 

praxis

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Be careful . . .

I look forward to visit penthouse no matter what !!! Natalia is very cute girl.
about visiting any Natalias in Edmonton as both of them have bad / lukewarm reviews in the past. The one at PH is not bad although still impersonal and restrictive. Not very good value for the $.

The other Natalia, who has been around different studios, is currently working at Jaileys. Do a search of her reviews and inform yourself before deciding if you want to see her. . .
 

wickedwillie

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penthouse last night

was there and met

Paris - met her before (she is a uppity biatch) looks real good, but a definate avoid avoid avoid:mad:

Tess- met and greeted her, cute young blondie with what looks like a small firm set of tits with a slim to medium build- was gonna go with her but another pooner beat me to her

thanks guy I almost wasted 2$$ :p

mae or lily: i forget her name = a asian girl about 22yrs to 26yrs, new to Penthouse

slim, good body, nice personality, new to the business, seemed like she might be worth a go:D
will wait though until a positive review due to penthouses new rep
 

tomie

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about visiting any Natalias in Edmonton as both of them have bad / lukewarm reviews in the past. The one at PH is not bad although still impersonal and restrictive. Not very good value for the $.

The other Natalia, who has been around different studios, is currently working at Jaileys. Do a search of her reviews and inform yourself before deciding if you want to see her. . .
I have seen Natalia for few seconds only :) , she looks very cute and very pretty face. I don't think she would have her reviews on the board, she works only on Sundays.
here is her direct link: http://penthousemassage.ca/girls/natalia/index.html
 

Bartdude

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This sounds a lot like my session with Natasha - brutal, short, rude, restrictive, and all-around just BAD.

I saw Natalia a year ago - cute - but just as bad.

I now avoid PH at all costs. Too bad, because the owner, Niki Valhalla, is one of the best SP's I've ever seen.
 

Hedonist7

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was there and met

Paris - met her before (she is a uppity biatch) looks real good, but a definate avoid avoid avoid:mad:
I'll second that review about Paris.

She's quite good looking - but absolutely not into it. Probably one of the worst session I've had. I haven't been back to Penthouse since - and it looks to me that it's a good thing since the "attitude" seems to be contagious to other SP's there...

Ladies, I don't care how good looking you are (or how much your set cost) but if you're not fun to be with, enjoying yourself and demonstrating at least a little "passion" for the act; find another job...
 

69guy

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things must be real bad at PH. i was just on Escorts-Canada in the Edmonton section. if you scroll down they have 5 or six of the girls from PH on there now. and guess what, its all of the girls that have bad attitudes.......

i wonder why they would need to put themselves on there?????

i think we all know the answer to that!!!!!!!!!
 

Mick Shagher

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I think the theme song for Penthouse should be "Take The Money And Run" by Steve Miller, or how about "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.
 

praxis

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Won't Get Fooled Again. . .

I think the theme song for Penthouse should be "Take The Money And Run" by Steve Miller, or how about "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.
would be the song for the well-informed PERB pooner who won't be ripped off by any more PH SP's until PH management acknowledges these complaints and start taking steps to correct them. I'm sure someone in PH reads the posts here on PERB.

As long as they continue to see enough uninformed walk-ins who have no clue about PERB and PH's bad reputation, I expect PH not to take action. When it starts hitting them in the pocketbook . . .
 
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