Just when this thread was heading for the moderator cliff, this redemptive post arrives.So you know one time I took my grandson’s ski helmet with a GoPro mount on the front. I wore that helmet to do a pov video and the girl kept laughing… cuz I looked ridiculous being buck naked with a ski helmet pounding her on top. I tried to just pound as hard as I could to just finish fast cuz the helmet was getting so hot and it was giving me a headache….
then a few months later I decided to watch the video and it was actually pretty hot so I started jerking off… well, there was way too much motion so I started to get really nauseous from the wobbly video… I was almost ready to cum so I kept watching but I was already gagging to throw up…. finally I blew my load, thinking it was done, and then I got up off my chair and vertigo kicked in and I barfed up my lunch.
so the moral of the story is, don’t ski moguls, okay?
It’s my official nominee for the post of the year!!! 🥇🏆
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