Did you name him?? 👀

[TheBellaRoseXo]

The song “Pet names for your penis” is making me chuckle. What names have you come up with?

 

[apl16]

The song “Pet names for your penis” is making me chuckle. What names have you come up with?
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One ex called him Maximus prime. I thought that was pretty funny 🤣

 

[StillChillinYWG]

The song “Pet names for your penis” is making me chuckle. What names have you come up with?
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Big Jim and the twins (kind of self-explanatory)

 

[luvsdaty]

"I'm The Dude. So, that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

 

[rottweiler]

I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️

 

[ChromeGasCap]

I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️

And what's wrong with Bob? 🤣

 

[sealion of bc]

Omar the tent maker

 

[Bluesmile86]

One SP last week referred to it as your Banana

 

[grusse]

I have an EI friend calls his the Hindu Hammer!

 

[GeeBeeP]

One SP last week referred to it as your Banana

When you hit the beach in your speedo, you’re wearing the old Banana Hammock

 

[phool]

 

[angry anderson]

Did you name him??
Loser.
Oh wait. That what he calls me.

 

[Pumped]

ee cummings

 

[carvesg]

I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️

Is it mummified by now ??? 3200 years of loyal service you can't ask for more 😉🤔🤣

 

[carvesg]

I was never very inventive about my little buddy ... I always called him Junior 🥴

 

[VivaciousVivian]

I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️

Great now I’ve got an earworm. Please introduce him this way to the next lady you meet. This would make my day 🤣

 

[apl16]

Great now I’ve got an earworm. Please introduce him this way to the next lady you meet. This would make my day 🤣

It could be worse. Whenever I get an earworm I always get "The Gambler". It drives me crazy. I fucking hate that song!

Fortunately, I cure it by listening to The Clash's London Calling album at Warp nine 😊!