Dear Tide

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Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the
neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of
the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and
then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered
a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.



:eek: :eek: Yikes!!
 

Morrigan

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Ha ha ha ha .... too funny. In all honesty, though. I have a Tide story. MY favorite pants had this big black streak that no detergent could get out. I used to work at a pizza place and wore the pants into work thinking they were a writeoff anyhow. I got pizza sauce, flour, and black shit from the ovens all over them. Threw them in the wash next load I did, not expecting much. They came out looking brand new! I couldn't believe it. So Tide saved my pants, and they saved your ass. Good to know if I ever go on a killing spree.... ;)
 
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