Dear Santa...

[kokanee_68]

Seriously, I want to know really what it is you all want from Santa for Christmas ~


I wan't a woman - but not just any woman. I want this girl who works in the same office as I do. She's just so damn cute it's unbearable to have to be around her! Problem is..she`s spoken for!

So is there anything seriously pressing on your list of "Wants"?

 

[noneasgood]

I know what I want for Xmas but it's in Afghanistan.

You want an unlimited supply of Opium?

 

[DJLAW]

I know what I want for Xmas but it's in Afghanistan.

I really want to see Whitney Houston go to rehab. Hahahha. Ok I don't care about that skinny crackhead but I'd really like some good ribs right now. Maybe I should get cooking.

A diamond ring would be nice since all my jewelery was stolen in a B and E last Xmas. Seriously, I'd like a nice gold chain with a nice gold cross. That's about it. This Xmas will be like the last...I give and recieve sweet fuck all..but it's ok...cause I like to give.

headline after the world series ended "chicago beats houston 4 times in a row. record still held by bobby brown."

 

[stryker]

Absolutely nothing for myself,health and happiness for everyone else.
And that goes for everyone here as well

 

[WABASH]

For the man who has everything he needs.

Seriously, I want to know really what it is you all want from Santa for Christmas ~


I wan't a woman - but not just any woman. I want this girl who works in the same office as I do. She's just so damn cute it's unbearable to have to be around her! Problem is..she`s spoken for!

So is there anything seriously pressing on your list of "Wants"?

I don't envy your situation, sometime we can't get enough of the thing we need least. Best of luck!

Myself, I would like a reverse Russian rimjob with Tyra Banks. The position just occured to me and the only GF I ever knew who was into that sort of thing is long gone. Seems it would take some serious self control for proper simultaneous execution. Should the opportunity present itself to anyone while I wait for Santa to plunk Tyra down the chimney, let me know how it went

My chances are slim but my hopes are high.

 

[smackyo]

i don't even know what the fuck a "reverse russian rimjob" is????????????

 

[BS Detector]

Absolutely nothing for myself,health and happiness for everyone else.
And that goes for everyone here as well

You're a good man Stryker. Wish the whole board was like you. Would definitely make it a fun place with no insults being hurled around.

 

[WABASH]

i don't even know what the fuck a "reverse russian rimjob" is????????????

Russian=Penis between girl's breasts
Rim Job= Analingus
Rotate 180 degrees and there you have it "RRRJ".

 

[hitrack]

I wan't a woman - but not just any woman. I want this girl who works in the same office as I do. She's just so damn cute it's unbearable to have to be around her! Problem is..she`s spoken for!

Ahh the forbidden fruit. None other is so sweet.

Stryker makes a good point, but I also want some material items.....fukk it!! I want lots of material items.

 

[WABASH]

Ahh the forbidden fruit. None other is so sweet.

Stryker makes a good point, but I also want some material items.....fukk it!! I want lots of material items.

Could you be more specific, a bolt of cloth, a box of shop rags?

 

[dbrw42]

A winning Powerball or MegaMillions ticket when it's over $300million. Then I can get all the really cool shit I want.

 

[planetsmurf]

i want to collect all 30 NHL teams hockey jerseys, home,away and third team jersey

 

[LonelyGhost]

Could you be more specific, a bolt of cloth, a box of shop rags?

he didn't mean 'material' he meant 'maternal' ... he's just crying for his mommy again!

she'll be home in an hour! make your own KD you ingrate!

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

You're a good man Stryker. Wish the whole board was like you. Would definitely make it a fun place with no insults being hurled around.

Looks like you've seconded it BSD..........Motion carried!

All I would like to add is Peace on Perb/Earth and good will toward Men, oh
and women of course!

Merry Christmas to all and I hope you all have a great one!


.............QM'r

 

[wolverine]

Millions of dollars, and a harem full of young, beautiful busty spinners

 

[crazydancer]

be careful what u wish for. lol.

imagine someone wish for money, n his/her loved ones died so he/she got the insurance money. is it worth it?

 

[dbrw42]

be careful what u wish for. lol.

imagine someone wish for money, n his/her loved ones died so he/she got the insurance money. is it worth it?

Yes. I don't like my family (yes, and the feeling is mutual.)

 

[myselftheother]

xmas wishes

Well, I wish for this damn lonely world to warm up and for the last night's dreams of love and acceptance become the morning's reality.

I wish for safety and prosperity to all the wonderful women who supply the sensual services to us lonely, horny fellows who indulge in this odd but fun hobby.

And I wish that all us Pooners, Sp's, Mp's, and lurkers a Happy Christmas.... Merryas welll.......

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Bud, I gotta give you credit for posting that here, the trolls would love
to feast on that one.

I feel for ya man, was there once myself and I can't really give you any
advice that is going to relieve the hurt you must be suffering, other than
just try to get past it since what seems it would be an imposibility to get
her back.

So look ahead and don't dwell on the past, try and have a great Christmas
all the same bud, I'm sure you have friends and family to keep your
spirits up high.


..............QM'r

 

[tom25]

All I want for Christmas

Well,


I'd love the end to the commercialization of the season. I'm not a religious person, but when Xmas goods are in the store before Halloween is over there is something bloody wrong with the world.

IN the meantime, a lottery win so I could enjoy being with my ATF a lot more. That would be a very nice bonus to the season.

In the meantime, happy bargain hunting!

Tom