Dear Mom & Dad,

[ScottyTwoHotty]

University is going fine. My grades are exceptional and I have made a lot of new friends. Because dad lost his job at the mill, I decided to take it upon myself to earn a little extra cash. I really enjoy my work. I have been working so hard, I could almost puke, but the benefits are worth it. The training was extensive, and I was forced to sit and watch all those stupid videos that they make you watch when you start a new job, but I guess it's required.
Has dad been keeping busy since he lost his job? Or is he still going down to the pub, getting pissed and telling stupid jokes to his buddies?
Last weekend I went to a beach party and met a couple fine gents who treated me very well. I think I may even have feelings for one of them.
Well, I better cut this letter short as I have to study for an exam tomorrow. I will write you again next week.

Love,
Your Daughter Trixie

 

[tedsweettangv]

That rocked, well done

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

That rocked, well done

Can ya tell I was extremely bored and super tired?

 

[rollerboy]

Can ya tell I was extremely bored and super tired?

You're entering the REM stage. When you turn into a teenaged girl/coed prostitute, that's the tipoff that you've nodded off.

 

[tedsweettangv]

or you are a teenaged girl/coed prostitute

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

or you are a teenaged girl/coed prostitute

Shhhhh I gotta make a living.

 

[rollerboy]

Dear Pumpkin,

Everything is fine here at home. Don't you worry your pretty little head about this old bird. I survived a lot worse than this tiny setback, and I'll be back on my feet in no time. Besides, I've got your mom to help keep things in order. Keep your mind on school and work.

Uncle Ted said he saw you while visiting the big city. He said he's a regular at your establishment, and he was mighty shocked when he found out you were their newest employee of the month! Ted assured me that it's a very well heeled firm, and they only hire the very brightest, young talent. Well, he's a bigshot executive, and all, so I suppose he knows his business.

Uncle Ted told us that at first you were extremely nervous about screwing up, but eventually you calmed down, swallowed, and did the job like a pro! He bragged to everyone back here at home that his niece provided the best service he'd ever had. It's always tough, showing what you've got in front of family the first time, but I'm glad you came through the hardest part with flying colors.

I'm proud that you've made such an impression in your workplace. Always take pride in what you do.

Love,
Pops