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DATY advice please .... Anyone smell something?

Curley

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Thought a separate thread might bring in some responses ...

I love to DATY but sometimes after going to dinner or whatever, the lady may have a stronger than desired ordor and sometimes the juices will burn my lips. I usually perform a finger test to determine how to proceed. I haven't been able to know what to say to her, to ask her to "freshen up" before we start. Please give me some pointers.

I read some good advice awhile ago from a lady who placed info for gents on her web site. Before you come knocking at my door, put a finger down between your legs and smell it. If it's not pleasant to you then it won't be pleasant to me. Simple advice, it applies to women too, but not all practice it.

It's like buying fish at the market ... fresh fish doesn't smell fishy!

Any advice would be appreciated.
 

rigiddoctor

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skip the asparagus

There's been a lot of talk about what makes people taste sweet & very little has been said about what makes people taste bitter...

IMHO, if you know you're getting down to business later, skip the asparagus at dinner!!! Within minutes, your urine will reek to high heaven and quite possibly your secretions as well - bitter cum, bitter box - what difference does it make?

One suggestion, Curley - if you're not sure how long it's been since your partner 'freshened' up... get things started in a bubble bath. She'll think you're romantic and you'll think she's clean! LOL
 

Curley

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VM ... Thanks, it does help ... Victoria-Lee gave me a good idea too ...

Suggesting we freshen up with baby wipes or even a visit to the bathroom ...

Not to hurt the Sp's feelings I think suggesting that before starting might be enough ... if a guy suggests it I would think most gals would "freshen up" or at least "check themselves out" ....

If I chewed a mint and went down ... would the sugar or mint sting her at all? I guess dripping some honey might work but I prefer not to be fumbling with extras ... concentration must be maintained!
 

Curley

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Re: skip the asparagus

rigiddoctor said:
One suggestion, Curley - if you're not sure how long it's been since your partner 'freshened' up... get things started in a bubble bath. She'll think you're romantic and you'll think she's clean! LOL
Great idea ... I have a personal problem ... when it's almost time to have "dessert" ... my upper brain shuts down ...

Great idea though ... maybe starting the water before she arrives ... leaving myself notes would be helpful ...

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste!" I'm saving mine!
 

Curley

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Victoria-Lee ...

I never thought of using lube as insulting ... well, I turn it around like this ... Boy, I must be so big and she is so tight ... mancho, mancho me!

Lube helps with the actions and prevents soreness later, especially for the SP. Never hurt a lady!!!!!
 

Ophelia Black

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I couldn't agree more - Baby Wipes! My little bag of um...tricks has condoms, Astroglide, and Baby Wipes, and is at hand at all times. I could NOT simply walk into a gent's room and leap on the bed!

I walk in, give him a smooch and hello, then excuse myself to the powder room- even though I always have a big tub before I leave my house - to pat down with a Baby Wipe...they're Lemony Fresh!

And so am I ;)
 

Curley

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OB ...

And I love lemon in my diet coke too! ummmmmmmm

Adds just enough flavor without covering up the true woman!

Thanks sweetie ...
 

Curley

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Massagegirl said:
I wonder if baby wipes leave an aftertaste though?
From personal experience ... i.e. not tasting the baby wipes as Victoria-Lee has done and probably Ophelia Black and others ... I can attest that going from a freshly cleaned mouth ... tooth paste and listerine or if I can't do that immediately before contact I chew gum ... moving to DFK, and within a few minutes down to the love mound ... I have never had an aftertaste ... at least not attributable to the baby wipes ... from the wonderful taste of womanhood ... yes ... sigh ... yes.
 

Lolita

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Guys,

You'll want to avoid any mints with sugar if you want to go deep sea diving. Sugar, much like douching, WILL affect the woman's PH level in a very negative manner.
 
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