First of all let me apologize for everyone who opened this thread expecting some real drama from that title. I’ll explain the significance of the title in a bit.
Dana had been on my to do list for a while but we hadn’t hooked up. With her recent move to add incall to her services things became much more convenient.
It was easy to set up an appointment. Very prompt and professional. Her incall location, here in Calgary, near Glenmore and Elbow, is clean, quiet, convenient and inconspicuous. Has big mirrrors too!
She met me in a baby blue negligee. A good choice as the colour and style set her figure off nicely.
Had some awkward first few seconds. She was clearly ready to start right away but I wanted a slower start. I’d brought a few Mexican beers and we sipped those on the couch as we got to know one another. So, we chatted about some of the common places and experiences. We shared a lot of trips in common. Places like Puerto Vallarta, Lake Tahoe, LA, Reno, Victoria and Sarasota Florida. She had hot sex in those places and yours truly had watched hot sex in all those places. Thank you SpectraVision. And we shared a common view of Mexican cops, “Badges! We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!” Also, a first for me, in anticipation of our meeting she had researched my posts, so we weren’t starting completely from square one.
That last point speaks to something unique about her. She focuses on her client and is quite perceptive. For instance, in hanging up my jacket, she noticed the ski tags and asked about that. She clearly focused her attention on her client and tried to anticipate my wants. I know from old reviews on TER that she had some stellar reviews as a companion and I could believe it. She quickly put me at ease and is a skilled conversationalist with the knack of being able to disagree without being disagreeable.
She’s had some flack on her pictures not being accurate. I’ll weigh in on that score. At least the ones I saw recently were accurate, but they were only body shots. She has a nice spinner body, about 5 2 with good T & A. She is 42 and time has been less kind to her face. Lines speak to her age there. That, rather than the pictures themselves, might explain the issue.
She put on some music which is clearly a major part of her life. She showed me some cheesecake modeling shots where you can notice in the foreground her drumsticks from her rock and roll drummer days. I liked the music she had on but I was getting tired of trying to look her in the eyes while I checked out the cleavage in that baby doll with peripheral vision so we opted to move on to the bedroom. She suggested kicking the music up a notch. As a result, at a climatic moment, Buckcherry was blasting out “Crazy Bitch”, hence the title of this review.
From her reviews on TER I’d heard that her BJs were not to be missed. She did not disappoint. If Calgary ever has a BJ Olympics, IMHO the podium would have Pam, Jenn and Dana on it. I’m not sure who would get the gold, silver or bronze but I’d kill to be the judge (and Sineh and Madison would be medal competitive). Dana, in bed, was the full GFE experience. She had all the necessary skills and acronyms but they don’t have acronyms for the mutual desire to please, the generosity of her time or her anticipation and adjustment to a clients requests. Could she do PSE? I can’t speak to that but it wouldn’t surprise me.
Definitely not a clock watcher. When I first tried to book at 2pm she told me she already had an hour appointment starting then. She suggested 4pm (with a check call at 3:30 to make sure she was free) and every aspect of our meeting showed her focus on me and not the time.
So, my advice. If the concept of a 42 year old turns you off, don’t go. If you can get past the age thing, you might, like I did, have an awesome time. And you might have these lyrics playing in your head.
"Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you f**k so good I'm on top of it"
Oh, and the damage was $$.75 for the hour.
Lance
Dana had been on my to do list for a while but we hadn’t hooked up. With her recent move to add incall to her services things became much more convenient.
It was easy to set up an appointment. Very prompt and professional. Her incall location, here in Calgary, near Glenmore and Elbow, is clean, quiet, convenient and inconspicuous. Has big mirrrors too!
She met me in a baby blue negligee. A good choice as the colour and style set her figure off nicely.
Had some awkward first few seconds. She was clearly ready to start right away but I wanted a slower start. I’d brought a few Mexican beers and we sipped those on the couch as we got to know one another. So, we chatted about some of the common places and experiences. We shared a lot of trips in common. Places like Puerto Vallarta, Lake Tahoe, LA, Reno, Victoria and Sarasota Florida. She had hot sex in those places and yours truly had watched hot sex in all those places. Thank you SpectraVision. And we shared a common view of Mexican cops, “Badges! We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!” Also, a first for me, in anticipation of our meeting she had researched my posts, so we weren’t starting completely from square one.
That last point speaks to something unique about her. She focuses on her client and is quite perceptive. For instance, in hanging up my jacket, she noticed the ski tags and asked about that. She clearly focused her attention on her client and tried to anticipate my wants. I know from old reviews on TER that she had some stellar reviews as a companion and I could believe it. She quickly put me at ease and is a skilled conversationalist with the knack of being able to disagree without being disagreeable.
She’s had some flack on her pictures not being accurate. I’ll weigh in on that score. At least the ones I saw recently were accurate, but they were only body shots. She has a nice spinner body, about 5 2 with good T & A. She is 42 and time has been less kind to her face. Lines speak to her age there. That, rather than the pictures themselves, might explain the issue.
She put on some music which is clearly a major part of her life. She showed me some cheesecake modeling shots where you can notice in the foreground her drumsticks from her rock and roll drummer days. I liked the music she had on but I was getting tired of trying to look her in the eyes while I checked out the cleavage in that baby doll with peripheral vision so we opted to move on to the bedroom. She suggested kicking the music up a notch. As a result, at a climatic moment, Buckcherry was blasting out “Crazy Bitch”, hence the title of this review.
From her reviews on TER I’d heard that her BJs were not to be missed. She did not disappoint. If Calgary ever has a BJ Olympics, IMHO the podium would have Pam, Jenn and Dana on it. I’m not sure who would get the gold, silver or bronze but I’d kill to be the judge (and Sineh and Madison would be medal competitive). Dana, in bed, was the full GFE experience. She had all the necessary skills and acronyms but they don’t have acronyms for the mutual desire to please, the generosity of her time or her anticipation and adjustment to a clients requests. Could she do PSE? I can’t speak to that but it wouldn’t surprise me.
Definitely not a clock watcher. When I first tried to book at 2pm she told me she already had an hour appointment starting then. She suggested 4pm (with a check call at 3:30 to make sure she was free) and every aspect of our meeting showed her focus on me and not the time.
So, my advice. If the concept of a 42 year old turns you off, don’t go. If you can get past the age thing, you might, like I did, have an awesome time. And you might have these lyrics playing in your head.
"Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you f**k so good I'm on top of it"
Oh, and the damage was $$.75 for the hour.
Lance
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