ScottyTwoHotty said:Daisy had to retire as her feelings for me were growing too strong. She was talking marriage and children and a house with a white picket fence. I had to cut her loose. She was becomung far too serious about me.
Ok, I'm lying. I never met the woman. She's attractive though. Ok, she might lust me but she doesn't realise it yet.
I was totally ok with everything. Until she mentioned the white picket fence. Thats too much damn work. First I have to rent an auger. Make the damn holes.... Go to Home Depot and buy the materials... Bring it all home, lay it out... Build the fence, paint it. You know.......... Thats a lot of work.Mrbright said:That is a classic post Scotty
ScottyTwoHotty said:I was totally ok with everything. Until she mentioned the white picket fence. Thats too much damn work. First I have to rent an auger. Make the damn holes.... Go to Home Depot and buy the materials... Bring it all home, lay it out... Build the fence, paint it. You know.......... Thats a lot of work.
Damn. Wouldn't ya know it. I think I'm allergic to peanut butter. But the wooden leg is a turn on. I not only like women who can put their ankles behing their ears, but when they can remove the leg all together...... Daaaaammmmn. Sign me up!Teal said:ummmm...*ahem*..........She didn't mention that I would be part and parcel did she? ..and my dog.....and 4 cats.....3 birds...............and a partridge in a pearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tree..............omg...........I couldnt help that last lyric....sorry. But I do make a mean p/b&j for dinner.....and I dont leave my teeth lying around, and the wooden leg comes in handy to prop up the window.
**grins widely showing pink gums**
how do ya like the arrangement so far Scotty?
Good luck to you Daisy in retirement. Even though I met you only once, it was a pure delightDaisy Dreams said:Yes, I have retired.
I have been gone for about a month or so already.... But hey... That's 2 weeks longer than my last retirement! lol
Anyways, there are other factors that come into play this time and I have made a final decision... I think... jk... lol
It's just time for me to move on and do other things now. It really was nice meeting all of you though! Who knows...? With my track record... I might just be back... lol But to be honest, I am really enjoying the things I am doing now that I just didn't take the time to do while I was playing with all you guys... lol
Oh, and thanks for your opinion bluedkk, but there are other ways to make money sweetie. Sure the benefits were great, but I truly enjoyed being a companion. Either way, sp or not, I am always okay financially. Even when I have no finances... lol I am low maintenance and I really don't need much anyway. If ever I do I come back, it will be because I miss being a companion... Just like every other time I came back, I liked the lifestyle. But hey, what's a business if you're not making any money either right? That would be just plain silly if you ran a business that didn't make a dime... Wouldn't it bluedkk? lol
Well, I got to run... But like I said on CAF, I'll still be around filling the forums with my banter... lol
Love, DD. xoxox