Any suggestions on what to tell the border guards when I visit Canada for SP's? It's not like I'm that far away (Northern Washington)
Crossing into Canada
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Yeah tell them you're a self-employed body guard providing protection for escorts and you'd figure there's lot of opportunity in Canada given all the hos we have here being legal and all. Also don't forget to mention the "tools of the protection trade" under the drivers seat, that'll get their attention!
Tell them you are going shopping.
u.s. dollar is a bit stronger than Canadian and some of the things you are looking for are in or close to the Asian malls in the Vancouver area. In Richmond there is Aberdeen Center, Parker Place, in Burnaby there is Crystal Mall.
Cheaper than going to Hong Kong to shop.
(its the truth, you are going shopping, just don't specify what you are shopping for. could be a good asian meal for all anyone knows or cares)
u.s. dollar is a bit stronger than Canadian and some of the things you are looking for are in or close to the Asian malls in the Vancouver area. In Richmond there is Aberdeen Center, Parker Place, in Burnaby there is Crystal Mall.
Cheaper than going to Hong Kong to shop.
(its the truth, you are going shopping, just don't specify what you are shopping for. could be a good asian meal for all anyone knows or cares)
If you need US to tell you what to tell Customs then you're not very bright and I'd rather you not come into our country and bang our SPs.
you could say your coming to visit one of our many casinos. be safe and say river rock as that is the biggest and most well known. will also fit perfectly with you carrying a larger amount of cash.
Tell em you have your Medical Marijuana medications, hand guns and you are on your way to go on a pooning holiday in Vancouver. :nod:
Seriously, the answer I always have is to give to people is to give Immigration enough information to satisfy the question. If you give them too much info, it only leads to a lot more questions.
What worries me is his moniker, suggesting some unsafe pooning practices.
I wouldn't want to encourage pooners from south of the border coming up for BBFS.
I wouldn't want to encourage pooners from south of the border coming up for BBFS.
I'll Just tell em I'm going to Visit Jim Lahey, Ricky, Julian, Corey, Trevor, Randy, Bubbles and J-Roc.
lots of guys from Seattle come up to Vancouver for the night club scene, there are certain nightclubs downtown where the majority of the patrons are from the US coming up for Friday and Saturday night recreation
numbers used to be 3 to 1 single women to single men in Vancouver. not sure what they are these days but definitely in our favor
telling the Canadian border people you are coming up here to relax and possibly meet some young ladies is truthful and yet not unappealing or offensive, it is also quite common
American tourist coming to Canada to spend money are generally treated respectfully and friendly
numbers used to be 3 to 1 single women to single men in Vancouver. not sure what they are these days but definitely in our favor
telling the Canadian border people you are coming up here to relax and possibly meet some young ladies is truthful and yet not unappealing or offensive, it is also quite common
American tourist coming to Canada to spend money are generally treated respectfully and friendly
side note, if you are bringing your pepper spray up here (not much need in the fall an winter as the bears head back to the woods for hibernation, black bears earlier, grizzlies a bit later) make sure you don't hide it in your fleshlight like SFMike did last time. They accidentally sprayed some inside while inspecting his luggage at the border and although they cleared him after hours of torture and interrogation, it was a painful surprise when he found out the fleshlight had pepper spray inside it.
needless to say most of his young lovelies he saw on that trip swear they will not bbbj him ever again except the Szechuan an Thai girls who are used to a rather high levels of heat from their diet
needless to say most of his young lovelies he saw on that trip swear they will not bbbj him ever again except the Szechuan an Thai girls who are used to a rather high levels of heat from their diet
And, you swore that you would never share that piece of information with anyone. Now I am reliving the pain all over again.
But thanks to you I was introduced to that Thai micro, and you were so right about them enjoying the high level of heat from the spray. In fact, Lulu liked the heat so much she asked me for and extra shot. Man does that create a good feeling with her mouth wrapped around my member. You could almost see the smoke coming out of her mouth. Can't wait to get back there.
wait.... Lulu shared the tom yum dong treatment with you.....
can't believe it. she promised me that I was the only one that knew about it......
oh well, as I have learned over the years, there is no secret up here that SFMike is not on to. thought that one would take at least a year for you to discover though
can't believe it. she promised me that I was the only one that knew about it......
oh well, as I have learned over the years, there is no secret up here that SFMike is not on to. thought that one would take at least a year for you to discover though
