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Lotus land vs 4 seasons.

Started at LLWC with Emily for an hour session.
She’s the curvy one and service was great! Massage was very good with a bodyslide for the finish. The hour didn’t seem enough with her. Friendly and sensual. Getting a bodyslide by a women with curves is my favourite for sure.

Now the opposite experience at 4 seasons.
As we all know there’s no funny business at Lotus and I wanted some more then sexy a massage.
So a quick text and Sophie was available on short notice.

Booked 30 mins and let the nightmare begin. The massage was sooo bad it was actually comical. I literally laughed out loud. Yes I know we don’t go to these places for top notch massages but this was next level bad. Like you actually have to try and be this shitty. Maybe one of you guys pissed her off just before I walked in the door and it was payback time.

Then she tried a light sensual touch with her nails but felt like a spider orgy on my back. The flip and by the power from above my Apple Watch beep and I said “sorry important call need to wrap this up”
This is a first for me. Left 12 mins in and got the F out of there.
$100 lesson but no way was I dropping a cent more on that ridiculous experience.
For any of the reviewers that gave Sophia a positive review, you so owe me a six pack of beer. Correction a flat of beer.
 
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