I can't go on like this. Keeping up this lie is eating me up inside. So I need to confess once and for all...
That's just too much pressure on me and I felt you deserved to know what to expect.
My 1300+ posts on perb since I joined in 2006 were not actually written by me.
It's true. All this time someone else has been posting for me...as me.
Most of the time, I've been able to pull it off because let's face it, once we're both naked - who wants to waste any time trying to find something to disagree on. When we're both naked, there's always a whole lot we do agree on.
I've sometimes felt like I'd come close to being found out when meeting gentlemen for the first time.
Maybe it's just my imagination but I had a strange feeling they were disappointed to find a pleasant, sweet and coy french girl instead of an evil bitch. I could have sworn they were shocked to find an attentive, considerate and laid back tease instead of a mouthy, argumentative and sarcastic bully.
I guess I'll never know.
So you can expect things with me to be very different around here. And please also don't be disappointed if you meet me and realize I'm not actually really an evil bitch. I must say that I will miss reading my mouthy sidekick posts as she whips your butts in arguments and debates. I've gotta tell you, that girl really cracks me up. What a wacky sense of humor. Too bad some of you are so sensitive and delicate natured to notice it.
But now you know. The truth is out, she's the bitch..not me.
I'm soooooo relieved. Whew.
Yeah riiiight... AS IF.
LOL
That's just too much pressure on me and I felt you deserved to know what to expect.
My 1300+ posts on perb since I joined in 2006 were not actually written by me.
It's true. All this time someone else has been posting for me...as me.
Most of the time, I've been able to pull it off because let's face it, once we're both naked - who wants to waste any time trying to find something to disagree on. When we're both naked, there's always a whole lot we do agree on.
I've sometimes felt like I'd come close to being found out when meeting gentlemen for the first time.
Maybe it's just my imagination but I had a strange feeling they were disappointed to find a pleasant, sweet and coy french girl instead of an evil bitch. I could have sworn they were shocked to find an attentive, considerate and laid back tease instead of a mouthy, argumentative and sarcastic bully.
I guess I'll never know.
So you can expect things with me to be very different around here. And please also don't be disappointed if you meet me and realize I'm not actually really an evil bitch. I must say that I will miss reading my mouthy sidekick posts as she whips your butts in arguments and debates. I've gotta tell you, that girl really cracks me up. What a wacky sense of humor. Too bad some of you are so sensitive and delicate natured to notice it.
But now you know. The truth is out, she's the bitch..not me.
I'm soooooo relieved. Whew.
Yeah riiiight... AS IF.
LOL
