Taoism.....................Shit happens
Confucianism.............Confucius say, "Shit happens"
Buddhism..................Shit happening is an illusion
Islam.......................Shit happening is the will of Allah
Zen.........................What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism...................This shit has happened before
Catholicism................If shit happens you deserve it
Judaism.....................Why does shit always happen to us?
Calvinism...................Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
Protestantism.............Let shit happen to some else
Christian Science........If shit happens, pray and it will go away
Agnosticism...............If shit happens, there may or may not be a reason
Atheism............... .....Shit happens for no reason
Hare Krishna............. Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit, shit
Jehovah's Witnesses...Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens
Evangelism................Send us money or shit will happen
New Age...................It is not shit and it is not happening
Baha'i.......................Shit is one
Paganism..................The gods are shit
Existentialism.............So, shit happens
Humanism.................We shit, therefore we are
Stoicism...................Shit happens; I can take it
Cynicism...................We doubt shit
Cannibalism...............Eat shit
Freemasonry.............We know shit; you don't
Capitalism.................Shit has a price
Socialism..................Equal shit for everybody
Marxism...................We have nothing to lose but our shit
Heisenberg...............Shit may happen and it may not
NAACP.....................Shit is a terrible thing to waste
N.O.W.....................Men are shit
Rastafarianism...........Let's smoke this shit and see what happens
Confucianism.............Confucius say, "Shit happens"
Buddhism..................Shit happening is an illusion
Islam.......................Shit happening is the will of Allah
Zen.........................What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism...................This shit has happened before
Catholicism................If shit happens you deserve it
Judaism.....................Why does shit always happen to us?
Calvinism...................Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
Protestantism.............Let shit happen to some else
Christian Science........If shit happens, pray and it will go away
Agnosticism...............If shit happens, there may or may not be a reason
Atheism............... .....Shit happens for no reason
Hare Krishna............. Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit, shit
Jehovah's Witnesses...Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens
Evangelism................Send us money or shit will happen
New Age...................It is not shit and it is not happening
Baha'i.......................Shit is one
Paganism..................The gods are shit
Existentialism.............So, shit happens
Humanism.................We shit, therefore we are
Stoicism...................Shit happens; I can take it
Cynicism...................We doubt shit
Cannibalism...............Eat shit
Freemasonry.............We know shit; you don't
Capitalism.................Shit has a price
Socialism..................Equal shit for everybody
Marxism...................We have nothing to lose but our shit
Heisenberg...............Shit may happen and it may not
NAACP.....................Shit is a terrible thing to waste
N.O.W.....................Men are shit
Rastafarianism...........Let's smoke this shit and see what happens
