Colon Cleanse?

[gravitas]

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RIP Phil You're still missed

then I've got a 3500 psi pressure washer.

And you'd still use your pressure washer afterwards? I'd be worried about getting little dagos shot onto the paint.

Hydrotherapy is one road, but there are also herbal "cleanses"

IMO you need to approach the problem at both ends. Clean from the top and clean from the bottom

That depends how good is your bowel moment.

I've been eating a TON of fruit lately and I've never shit as good as I am now. The scat comes out easily, has a healthy poo smell to it, requires minimal clean up....all in all it makes for a very satisfying shit

When I first started working for a living I was stunned how many of my colleagues had terribly unhealthy colons. I'd be squeezing off a loaf in one stall while my neighbor would either be panting like a wildebeest trying to grunt out a crap nugget or worse sounding like there's a waterfall of liquid shit coming out their hole. Sound show aside some of the stinks they made were beyond belief....don't know what in the hell they were eating but I'd suggest a change.

The waste is discharged through a plastic observation tube.

Hey there's where I lost my car keys!!

LMAO.....ya, I caught that too and thought it was a little odd. There's one job that should be showcased to high school students as encouragement to go to university. Not really the right gig to have nice dinner talk with the Mrs.


On a somewhat related note.....if InTheBum is ever looking for a new job I hear the museum is hiring
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[Big Trapper]

When I first started working for a living I was stunned how many of my colleagues had terribly unhealthy colons. I'd be squeezing off a loaf in one stall while my neighbor would either be panting like a wildebeest trying to grunt out a crap nugget or worse sounding like there's a waterfall of liquid shit coming out their hole. Sound show aside some of the stinks they made were beyond belief....don't know what in the hell they were eating but I'd suggest a change.

Jeez, I was one of those guys!

A few years back I thought I would take ole Captain Kirk up on the 'All-Bran Challenge'... What a friggin' disaster! Shit came out like a very large bullet all right, but STINK? OH... MY... FRIGGIN'... GAWD! Even I couldn't stand it so I gave it up as more TV bullshit after a few weeks !

I take Omega oil supplements for a heart condition now and they do the job OK with no stink at all.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Have I ever told you guys about bidets?

Oh yeah, I remember now; I did...

 

[schizo_man]

some infomercial had guy saying Elvis had 40lbs of black gunk in the colon when they did autopsy.
and get this... John wayne had 50lbs!

ya no, that's a load of bunk. take a look at snopes.com, john wayne never even had an autopsy done and Elvis had white stuff, not black in his colon because of his high fat diet. but it didnt come to 40 pounds.

 

[Lurker 123]

Hey guys as you know both need to stuck a tube at the other end which is worse ,colonic cleansing or greek?

 

[InTheBum]

Hey VV!

http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/gastro.html

Hey VV, based on your perfect looking ass and you allow greek, I would think you would be the type that cleanses her chute all the time...

I guessed wrong?

Question - What do you do, to prepare your chute for clients?

 

[InTheBum]

HOLY SHIT! Funny stuff GRAV!!!

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When I first started working for a living I was stunned how many of my colleagues had terribly unhealthy colons. I'd be squeezing off a loaf in one stall while my neighbor would either be panting like a wildebeest trying to grunt out a crap nugget or worse sounding like there's a waterfall of liquid shit coming out their hole. Sound show aside some of the stinks they made were beyond belief....don't know what in the hell they were eating but I'd suggest a change.



LMAO.....ya, I caught that too and thought it was a little odd. There's one job that should be showcased to high school students as encouragement to go to university. Not really the right gig to have nice dinner talk with the Mrs.


On a somewhat related note.....if InTheBum is ever looking for a new job I hear the museum is hiring
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I can relate to the co-workers story. While working for a Software company, everytime I was in the can, the CFO would have the squirts in the stall next to me, and start up conversations with people while spraying the toilet!!!!

 

[Very Veronica]

Hey VV, based on your perfect looking ass and you allow greek, I would think you would be the type that cleanses her chute all the time...

I guessed wrong?

Question - What do you do, to prepare your chute for clients?

Cleansing & chemical power washes are 2 different things. My ass is a temple & gets fluffed by little faeries tongues, dried with the gentle beating of their wings & sprinkled with magic dust.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I've been eating a TON of fruit lately and I've never shit as good as I am now. The scat comes out easily, has a healthy poo smell to it, requires minimal clean up....all in all it makes for a very satisfying shit

That's excellent data, man.