you know... a phallus or priapus?
the penis itself has many slang descriptions such as....
almond rock, banana, bar, bean, bent stick, big brother, black jack, blind bob, bone, bowsprit, business, butcher knife, canasta, chanticleer, cheese cutter, chopper, cock, cookie, dang, dark meat, dick dink, dirty barrel, dong, dork, fancy work, gadget, giggle stick, giggling pin, golden rivet, gonad,gonads, goober, green thumb, groceries, gun, hammer, hand made, hand reared, hidden treasure, hot dog, hung, impudence, jack in the box, jang, jerking iron,j ing-jang, jock, jonnie, john knob, joy stick, kidney wipper, knob, linga, lingam, little brother, lollipop, long john, lower deck, matrimonial peacemaker, meat, meat and potatoes, meat stick, member, mickey, middle leg ,mortar and pestle, muscle, mutton dagger, old blind bob, old thing, organ, pax wax, pecker, pencil, peter, pintle, piston, piston rod, piccolo, pogo stick, poker, pole, poontanger, pork chopper,probe, pudend, pulse, red cap, red hot poker, rhubarb, richard, rod, roger, rupert, rusty rifle, sausage, schmuck, schnitzel, sex piece, snake, spout, stalk, stick, stinger, swanska, sword, tadger, tallywacker, thing, tommy, tonge, tool,trouser snake, wang, weapon, weenie, whang, whelp, whistle, wick, wiener, winkle, wire,worm, yang, zubrick
the penis itself has many slang descriptions such as....
almond rock, banana, bar, bean, bent stick, big brother, black jack, blind bob, bone, bowsprit, business, butcher knife, canasta, chanticleer, cheese cutter, chopper, cock, cookie, dang, dark meat, dick dink, dirty barrel, dong, dork, fancy work, gadget, giggle stick, giggling pin, golden rivet, gonad,gonads, goober, green thumb, groceries, gun, hammer, hand made, hand reared, hidden treasure, hot dog, hung, impudence, jack in the box, jang, jerking iron,j ing-jang, jock, jonnie, john knob, joy stick, kidney wipper, knob, linga, lingam, little brother, lollipop, long john, lower deck, matrimonial peacemaker, meat, meat and potatoes, meat stick, member, mickey, middle leg ,mortar and pestle, muscle, mutton dagger, old blind bob, old thing, organ, pax wax, pecker, pencil, peter, pintle, piston, piston rod, piccolo, pogo stick, poker, pole, poontanger, pork chopper,probe, pudend, pulse, red cap, red hot poker, rhubarb, richard, rod, roger, rupert, rusty rifle, sausage, schmuck, schnitzel, sex piece, snake, spout, stalk, stick, stinger, swanska, sword, tadger, tallywacker, thing, tommy, tonge, tool,trouser snake, wang, weapon, weenie, whang, whelp, whistle, wick, wiener, winkle, wire,worm, yang, zubrick
