Clementine Smithereens: classy, sassy, inked east van babe
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Hey Clementitties Smitherbitties,
Very excited to be in Kelowna with you! Thanks for bringing your flogger (down on my buttcheeks) and your croissant kisses and driving me all the way out here while I played with my nipples at traffic. I'm looking forward to getting a few bookings with you and make some new friends and make ourselves some new kind of messes and garner some more stories. Also, you're a megababe, so.
I do feel a bit bad that we mutually stole all of the East Van snark out of the city, but the weather's great and we should be able to at least get some tan lines. Remember that time we went to Squamish and we picked up the hottest babe at the bar? Let's get into some of that trouble again.
Kelowna's a lovely town and they've never let me down before. I'm glad I have you to share the experience with this time.
Many kisses,
Elsi Dawson
Very excited to be in Kelowna with you! Thanks for bringing your flogger (down on my buttcheeks) and your croissant kisses and driving me all the way out here while I played with my nipples at traffic. I'm looking forward to getting a few bookings with you and make some new friends and make ourselves some new kind of messes and garner some more stories. Also, you're a megababe, so.
I do feel a bit bad that we mutually stole all of the East Van snark out of the city, but the weather's great and we should be able to at least get some tan lines. Remember that time we went to Squamish and we picked up the hottest babe at the bar? Let's get into some of that trouble again.
Kelowna's a lovely town and they've never let me down before. I'm glad I have you to share the experience with this time.
Many kisses,
Elsi Dawson
