CL AD: Let the SPECULATION begin ...

[trawler]

Massage Parlour Investor Wanted - w4m - 23

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Reply to: pers-622494038@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-28, 8:39PM MDT


Edmonton's best reviewed service provider is seeking a man to invest $200K into a brand new adult massage parlour. I am tired of working for others, and have 3 years experience in the business and know all the ins and outs to running a successful adult business. All I lack is the financial means to start one. In exchange, you the investor will receive 1000 erotic one hour sessions from either myself, a lean blue eyed brunette, or my business partner, a cute busty latina. As well, payments can be made to you from the success of the business if you are not interested in sessions. (Nearly all parlours pay themselves off within the first year averaging 20-40K monthly).

This is a serious offer, and we would be more than willing to sign a contract. Please help two kinky students make their dreams cum true.

 

[overdone]

There's no need to speculate - she's Edmonton's best reviewed Sp afterall.

 

[trawler]

Overdone ...

that would be who?

 

[Stadley]

Looking for a sucker

200k in exchange for 1000 sessions = $$/session. How does one have any recourse if the sessions are shortchanged?? Yes, judge, I agreed to give them $200k in exchange for 1000 erotic sessions and didn't receive them... right.

Or, alternatively receive "payments" once the business becomes profitable.

I could be wrong, but something smells rotten to me

 

[overdone]

that would be who?

Exactly, who the hell knows. I am just glad she has high self-esteem.

 

[CGYGUY23]

Someone notify Charlie Sheen. I'm certain he'd be in like flynn.

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

Who the hell wants to see the same girl 1000 times?
Someone should contact her and pretend to be serious.

 

[poontanghunter]

define "erotic"

 

[Dawgy]

Let's see, 3 times a day x 365 days.... shit I'm gonna need to open a chain of these things

 

[Mick Shagher]

Who the hell wants to see the same girl 1000 times?

It sounds to me like it would be a hell of a lot cheaper just to marry her.

 

[WalterMitty]

Doesn't seem like much of an "investment" .. you are just buying 1000 sessions up front at $200 each.

Seems more like an interest free loan at best...one that would probably take years to recover even at 1 session per day.

Walter

 

[wpgguy]

It sounds to me like it would be a hell of a lot cheaper just to marry her.

Spoken like a single guy.

 

[wolverine]

BTW it's not Kendra, in case you're wondering. Judging from her reaction (she laughed) and recalling some past history on this board, maybe it's a PERB-related prank?

 

[praxis]

The clue is in the ad...

Massage Parlour Investor Wanted - w4m - 23
... In exchange, you the investor will receive 1000 erotic one hour sessions from either myself, a lean blue eyed brunette, or my business partner, a cute busty latina.

Now, who is a well-reviewed blue eyed brunette in the industry today (one with a busty latina partner)???

 

[poontanghunter]

Maybe a prosperous old man can invest some money in this. Then write unbiased reviews of all the girls at the parlour

great plan, hype it to hell, and then he can either get his money back as it becomes sucessful, or she can sell it at a inflated price and repay him

 

[maxx50]

Business is business

I think if some one wants an investment of $2oo thou. then you treat it like a proper business arrangement . and pay it back .. Not want to pay for it with services.
Honestly if you are going to give some one that kind of money up front just to be paid back in sex.. Not a good deal any way you look at it.. You may as well get married. get the sex for free and go in business together.

Ladies if you want respect then treat the guys with the same respect..also and i am no just talking about providers

 

[SlimShady]

What is she got fat?

 

[Stadley]

Maybe a prosperous old man can invest some money in this. Then write unbiased reviews of all the girls at the parlour

If he lives long enough to get his 1000 sessions!

 

[praxis]

You need some sort of "pre-nup business" arrangement...

What if she got fat?

If she let herself go, you need to get some of your money back (with interest!!!)

 

[sbill]

Ultimate pooning excuse

"yeah, hun, gonna be late AGAIN tonight. Just gotta stop in and check on the little startup business I invested in ...."