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CJ Tylers

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By the very definition of it.... isn't that what happens when a guy is going down on a woman and she orgasms?

Now, what do you think a girl would do if you stopped just short of her cumming and told her to cum on your (hairy) chest & then gave her a HJ to finish her off :p (and you tell her it's because you don't like the taste)

Sorry... not trying to stir the pot, just a funny thought... I think you'd get a terrible look and some very nasty language flying in your general direction :D

Maybe it aint that funny, but I'm chuckling over it.
 

georgebushmoron

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CJ Tylers said:
By the very definition of it.... isn't that what happens when a guy is going down on a woman and she orgasms?

Now, what do you think a girl would do if you stopped just short of her cumming and told her to cum on your (hairy) chest & then gave her a HJ to finish her off :p (and you tell her it's because you don't like the taste)

Sorry... not trying to stir the pot, just a funny thought... I think you'd get a terrible look and some very nasty language flying in your general direction :D

Maybe it aint that funny, but I'm chuckling over it.

She'd probably get upset and perhaps angry. She'd wonder that you don't really like her. She would feel insecure about her body. She'd be hesitant to let you go near her pussy again with your mouth.

But you don't have to go that far to get that kind of response. You just have to refuse to stick your finger (or tongue) in her pussy, and when you lick her stay far away from the hole and just gingerly lick her clit. When she asks, just tell her that you don't like the smell or taste of the juices and say it's too greasy.
 

dirtydan

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CJ Tylers said:
By the very definition of it.... isn't that what happens when a guy is going down on a woman and she orgasms?

Now, what do you think a girl would do if you stopped just short of her cumming and told her to cum on your (hairy) chest & then gave her a HJ to finish her off :p (and you tell her it's because you don't like the taste)

Sorry... not trying to stir the pot, just a funny thought... I think you'd get a terrible look and some very nasty language flying in your general direction :D

Maybe it aint that funny, but I'm chuckling over it.
CIM from a woman? That's happened to me. Although it took me by surprised at first, I didn't mind her squirting in my mouth.

:cool:
 

eljudo

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dirtydan said:
CIM from a woman? That's happened to me. Although it took me by surprised at first, I didn't mind her squirting in my mouth.

:cool:
U Sure it wasnt piss?
 

dick slap

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only women should go down on women

You can call me old fashioned but I think that only women should go down on women. They know what they like, how to do it, how hard/light and it's really fun to watch.

Being a lesbian man I know that all woman on a very deep level prefer the smooth soft lips of a woman and not the hairy rough face of a man. What would you guys prefer on your shaft? An 18 yo in her first year at UBC or your buddy you play hockey with?

Nature intended to have women perform the delicate duties and what's between our legs is very delicate, male or female.

DS;)
 

stryker

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dick slap said:
You can call me old fashioned but I think that only women should go down on women. They know what they like, how to do it, how hard/light and it's really fun to watch.

Being a lesbian man I know that all woman on a very deep level prefer the smooth soft lips of a woman and not the hairy rough face of a man. What would you guys prefer on your shaft? An 18 yo in her first year at UBC or your buddy you play hockey with?

Nature intended to have women perform the delicate duties and what's between our legs is very delicate, male or female.

DS;)
Dickslap,,your a fucking weirdo thinking like that,not that there's anything wrong with that:p
 

Maury Beniowski

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dick slap said:
You can call me old fashioned but I think that only women should go down on women. They know what they like, how to do it, how hard/light and it's really fun to watch.

Being a lesbian man I know that all woman on a very deep level prefer the smooth soft lips of a woman and not the hairy rough face of a man. What would you guys prefer on your shaft? An 18 yo in her first year at UBC or your buddy you play hockey with?

Nature intended to have women perform the delicate duties and what's between our legs is very delicate, male or female.

DS;)
Maybe, just maybe you haven't been doing it right, ds...

I agree, a woman knows how she wants it performed on her, but that shouldn't prevent you from learning how...

Conversely, does one draw a similar conclusion when it comes to men?

That would mean, uh, lemme see... Naw, I don't even wanna think about that one! :eek:

Sometimes one has to analyse both sides of the equation, before publishing the results...
 

dick slap

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Maury Beniowski said:
Maybe, just maybe you haven't been doing it right, ds...

I agree, a woman knows how she wants it performed on her, but that shouldn't prevent you from learning how...

Conversely, does one draw a similar conclusion when it comes to men?

That would mean, uh, lemme see... Naw, I don't even wanna think about that one! :eek:

Sometimes one has to analyse both sides of the equation, before publishing the results...
I've gone down on hundreds of woman and really enjoy it because I believed it was something I had to do to satisfy them and wanted to perfect the art. With all that experience I learned what to do get get a women off.

I just don't think it's my job anymore and women are better suited to take over. I still love to bone but watching two women go down on each other is something I'd pay for.

Picture VV and her friend Mc playing lickyty split. Would you like to be one of them or would you rather be the guy bonin' one of the six moist holes?

Call me a romantic but that's just what I think.

DS
 

georgebushmoron

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Some pussies taste good, but most I wouldn't even want to put my finger in unless it was wrapped up in a condom.
 
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