and other tidbits.
After reading a great review of Cialis by CalgaryJenn, I thought why not give one of these drugs a try. I mean 20 year old porn studs pop these by the handfull so why shouldn't I experiment. So I did. I called my doctor's office but the bastard was on vacation. Not to be deterred I called a walk-in clinic and asked if any doctors were available.
When could I be there?
In 20 minutes.
Ok, come on down, but we're closing early for the long weekend so if you're not here in 20 minutes you may be out of luck.
Crap, says I (having lied about the 20 minutes to get the appointment), I better book it.
Hop in the car and dash through the city, just make it in time. The waiting room is empty, I'm the last patient they'll see. Thank God for small favours, because once you get your heart set on chemically enhanced wood it's tough waiting til Tuesday, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, no problem with the doctor. He had some questions.
Heart trouble? No. Allergies? No.
Erectile dysfuntion? No, just want to experiment. Dramatic Pause while he searches his conscience.
Ok. Here's a scrip for four pills. You're a young fella so you may want to try 1/2 a pill to start. (Fuck that I think, go big or go home). They cost $68 total.
I booked a SP for noon on Saturday and I had a friend coming over for that night. So I pop the pill at 11:00am and glance down at my crotch, half expecting to see Mr.Happyallthetime explode through my zipper to let me know that he'll be in charge for the next 36 hours. But nothing happened, duh.
In fact I didn't feel any effect whatsoever until I got to the SP's. But then, as soon as I got a little stimulations, visual or whatever, I start getting an erection and it don't stop until I had full-on throbbing wood.
Now here's the thing people. This is what I discovered was really great.
Usually, I have to reach a certain level of horny to get full 100% wood. I'm talking throbbing, gonna knock a hole in the wall if you don't watch where you're going wood. I'm talking, your dick feels so big you could fuck a car wash wood. It's not a very high level of horny, but it's a level of horniness that is much closer to orgasm than 90% wood.
So that means, I could last as long as I wanted. You're at full mast, but far enough away from orgasm that you can control it. At least that's what I felt. And of course, once you do cum, it's only 5 minutes until the next erection. And the next one was just as good as the first. And the next, and the next, and the next. I wanted to test the full 36hrs, but found myself alone Sunday morning. Not sure why.
Anyway, about six hours after taking the pill I did notice some small side effects. My eyes were a little itchy. Like when you have the flu. AND everything down there felt toasty warm, including my butt cheeks.
It's not recommended (it's supposed to be for men only), but I knew a girl a couple of years ago that liked to take viagra. She loved the feeling it gave her clit. I was offered some but at that time I had a thing about taking any kind of pill whatsoever. Ahhh, such a fool, such a fool.
After reading a great review of Cialis by CalgaryJenn, I thought why not give one of these drugs a try. I mean 20 year old porn studs pop these by the handfull so why shouldn't I experiment. So I did. I called my doctor's office but the bastard was on vacation. Not to be deterred I called a walk-in clinic and asked if any doctors were available.
When could I be there?
In 20 minutes.
Ok, come on down, but we're closing early for the long weekend so if you're not here in 20 minutes you may be out of luck.
Crap, says I (having lied about the 20 minutes to get the appointment), I better book it.
Hop in the car and dash through the city, just make it in time. The waiting room is empty, I'm the last patient they'll see. Thank God for small favours, because once you get your heart set on chemically enhanced wood it's tough waiting til Tuesday, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, no problem with the doctor. He had some questions.
Heart trouble? No. Allergies? No.
Erectile dysfuntion? No, just want to experiment. Dramatic Pause while he searches his conscience.
Ok. Here's a scrip for four pills. You're a young fella so you may want to try 1/2 a pill to start. (Fuck that I think, go big or go home). They cost $68 total.
I booked a SP for noon on Saturday and I had a friend coming over for that night. So I pop the pill at 11:00am and glance down at my crotch, half expecting to see Mr.Happyallthetime explode through my zipper to let me know that he'll be in charge for the next 36 hours. But nothing happened, duh.
In fact I didn't feel any effect whatsoever until I got to the SP's. But then, as soon as I got a little stimulations, visual or whatever, I start getting an erection and it don't stop until I had full-on throbbing wood.
Now here's the thing people. This is what I discovered was really great.
Usually, I have to reach a certain level of horny to get full 100% wood. I'm talking throbbing, gonna knock a hole in the wall if you don't watch where you're going wood. I'm talking, your dick feels so big you could fuck a car wash wood. It's not a very high level of horny, but it's a level of horniness that is much closer to orgasm than 90% wood.
So that means, I could last as long as I wanted. You're at full mast, but far enough away from orgasm that you can control it. At least that's what I felt. And of course, once you do cum, it's only 5 minutes until the next erection. And the next one was just as good as the first. And the next, and the next, and the next. I wanted to test the full 36hrs, but found myself alone Sunday morning. Not sure why.
Anyway, about six hours after taking the pill I did notice some small side effects. My eyes were a little itchy. Like when you have the flu. AND everything down there felt toasty warm, including my butt cheeks.
It's not recommended (it's supposed to be for men only), but I knew a girl a couple of years ago that liked to take viagra. She loved the feeling it gave her clit. I was offered some but at that time I had a thing about taking any kind of pill whatsoever. Ahhh, such a fool, such a fool.