Christmas mirth

[islander1-1]

Dec 1st. The season is upon us. Would it be appropriate to post a seasonal off colour joke or two here.

Santa ... last year you gave me a sweater. How about a moaner this year.

 

[islander1-1]

Ho Ho Ho.... Come over here my girl and sit on santa's face.

 

[PuntMeister]

...and Santa started to fuck the elves and reindeer about the time Mrs. Claus turned into Mrs. Claws. I feel for him. Except he shoulda left the reindeer out of it. Except Vixen. Mmmm, tight little Vixen.

 

[rlock]

I saw mommy DFKing Santa Claus, after he left a plain envelope under the mistletoe.

 

[Fullhouse]

A couple of summers ago, Santa decided to take Mrs. Clause to visit Disneyland.

While driving on a highway not far from Disneyland, he saw a sign that read: Disneyland LEFT.

He turned around and drove home.

 

[Cock Throppled]

Not seasonal, but site appropriate-

There was a young lady of Hale

Who offered her body for sale

For the sake of the blind

She embossed her behind

With a list of her prices in Braille