Chretien’s Balls Saved Canada

[timec98]

"After the referendum, we realized that we needed to take action to win the hearts and minds of Quebecers. If it weren't for my personally monogrammed balls, there's no way Québec would still be part of Canada today," Chretien told the Gomery inquiry. "The separatists, they would have overrun us."

"I can't tell you how many people came up to me to tell me how much they loved hitting my balls," le petit gar de Shawinigan added. "My balls, they saved the country, no doubt about that.

C’mon --- it’s plain and simple – it was all about winning the hearts and minds of Quebecers.

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[dirtydan]

After the referendum, we realized that we needed to take action to win the hearts and minds of Quebecers. If it weren't for my personally monogrammed balls, there's no way Québec would still be part of Canada today," Chretien told the Gomery inquiry. "The separatists, they would have overrun us." [?QUOTE]

In Chretien-ese:

Afder dah referendom, we realized dat we needed to take action to dah arts and minds of dah Quebeckers. If it wurn not for my personally mini-o-grammed balls, dares no way Quebec would still be apart of Canada, today. Dah separate-tits, dah would overrunned us.