Sonny, will you please come over and shave my jugs? I want to look pretty when I do my next earth-shattering photo shoot. Last time I checked, the Van Mag one had caused cows to go barren, the planet Pluto to explode, and George W. Bush to do bong-hits with Ron Jeremy.
Surely Sonny, with your help and guidance, I can do so much more. I was thinking something along the lines of some kind of rupture in the fabric of time and space, or perhaps making some people in the Middle East get all pissy about something.