Seems Chatroullete has been in the news and what not for awhile. I've been checking it out off and on for shits and giggles. I figure as a lark it's kind of fun. Lots of dudes rocking out with their cocks out though.
As with any cam/chat site it's more miss than hit. Even if you are good looking which I'm not. Sharp dressed which I'm never. Or if you have your pants around your ankle which I'm usually. It seems that you are always getting F9'ed. The thing to makes you stand out is a catch or gimmick.
Well it was my turn to try my shtick. Since none of the other ploys seemed to work I decided to whip out a Fleshlight. If you don't know what it is perhaps you should close your account here. I thought why the hell not. If I'm nude. I'm getting F9'ed. If I'm dressed F9. The Fleshlight will be the thing to hold their interest. Either that or reported with the F2 key.
I get undressed and lube it up and adjust the cam so it shows me from the neck down. Not bad. I think I can get a hang of this. So it begins.
There are smiles. There are frowns. There are WTF's? The reactions are varied. It's fun to have strangers react to your cock in a Fleshlight. No doubt it's something that would get me arrested if I was to go door to door.
So I have guys and girls and even combinations of both ask questions when they are curious about the Fleshlight. Most just F9. It gets difficult to multi-task. One hand needs to type. The other needs to hold the Fleshlight. All the while keeping it lubed. F9ing guys who want to watch me all while keeping my lube covered fingers from messing the libraries computer.
I find a hot blonde who flashed tits and starts to tease. I liked what was happening. Anyway the blonde starts teasing and I'm thinking I have a winner. She flashes and starts showing her black panties. She asks if I like being teased. I start typing if I can watch and finish. Just as I start typing she F9's. Bugger!!
Anyway I try it for another hour or so. It gets difficult to keep an erection for that period of time with all the different type of people on the site. That and getting F2'ed puts a 10 minute time out on things. Sometimes you need those breaks to swap out different inserts for the Fleshlight to spice things up.
I pack it in after a bit and decide tomorrow earlier might be better.
Well it was and wasn't. No cam to completion. C2C for those who like abbreviations. But a little interest from a few ladies and a group of girls who looked like 1st yr University in the Midwest. They seemed keen on learning about it and asked to see all the inserts. Asked how it felt and seemed interested in what it was about. I felt a job well done.
Some thumbs up from guys who wanted to know if it was worth buying.
No C2C that night either.
Well tonight turned out different. Right from the start I had 2 chicks from another university but the cam froze on them. Had a few sentences and then frozen. Then a couple of F9'ed dudes. Next one a brunette with nothing on.
Jackpot.
She was actually moving and typing in real time. Not a bot. I ask if she wants to watch and she says yes. She is playing with herself and I'm finally able to do what I wanted for the last few days. She seems interested and ask me to come for her. We banter and I type that I am going to come. She asks what I want her to do. I quickly type that I am finishing. I finish on a drip tray of a towel I laid out. She doesn't comment much on my eruption. I'm not sure if she was preoccupied with herself at my moment of pleasure. I'm sure my floor would have a say in the matter.
I'm still hard and she asks again what I would like her to do. I'm done but erect so I still stroke it and tell her to enjoy herself and keep doing what she is doing. A minute or two passes and without sound it's hard to tell what stage she is at. I'm trying to keep my erection. I'm looking at the mess on the floor. The lube has tipped on the bed. There is a mess on the floor. I'm going to have to wash my sheets too. Why is the keyboard so greasy? Oh wait sidetracked here. She seems to be taking her time and pausing to type. For a second I thought her cam froze. Nope. She must have taken a break. I'm thinking this is getting awkward. How does one get out of this without being a tool and pressing F9? Does she feel awkward too? It looks like she is pausing too? Kind of like a staring game??
Genius.
I'm still stroking but losing air out of the tire. I must act fast. I stop. I freeze and I don't move. Yep. Looks like my cam froze. I pause. Holding my breath so she doesn't see me breathe.
5 seconds.
10 seconds
15 seconds.
Her hands move a little I know she is still there. Not moving as much as I think she should. Is she trying the same thing??
17 seconds.
Nothing.
20.
And then about 25 extremely awkward breath holding seconds.
.....your partner has disconnected.
Well it was fun while it lasted. Let's see. Over 3 days maybe 4 hours of jerking. So many F9's. A few educational lessons about Fleshlight. One close call the second night. Tipped lube on blanket. Sticky towel. Laundry to do. Tired from being up late. Cleaning of the Fleshlight.
What an investment for a cam show. Fuuuuuuuuuuu.
I Am.
It's All Worth It.
SlimShady.
As with any cam/chat site it's more miss than hit. Even if you are good looking which I'm not. Sharp dressed which I'm never. Or if you have your pants around your ankle which I'm usually. It seems that you are always getting F9'ed. The thing to makes you stand out is a catch or gimmick.
Well it was my turn to try my shtick. Since none of the other ploys seemed to work I decided to whip out a Fleshlight. If you don't know what it is perhaps you should close your account here. I thought why the hell not. If I'm nude. I'm getting F9'ed. If I'm dressed F9. The Fleshlight will be the thing to hold their interest. Either that or reported with the F2 key.
I get undressed and lube it up and adjust the cam so it shows me from the neck down. Not bad. I think I can get a hang of this. So it begins.
There are smiles. There are frowns. There are WTF's? The reactions are varied. It's fun to have strangers react to your cock in a Fleshlight. No doubt it's something that would get me arrested if I was to go door to door.
So I have guys and girls and even combinations of both ask questions when they are curious about the Fleshlight. Most just F9. It gets difficult to multi-task. One hand needs to type. The other needs to hold the Fleshlight. All the while keeping it lubed. F9ing guys who want to watch me all while keeping my lube covered fingers from messing the libraries computer.
I find a hot blonde who flashed tits and starts to tease. I liked what was happening. Anyway the blonde starts teasing and I'm thinking I have a winner. She flashes and starts showing her black panties. She asks if I like being teased. I start typing if I can watch and finish. Just as I start typing she F9's. Bugger!!
Anyway I try it for another hour or so. It gets difficult to keep an erection for that period of time with all the different type of people on the site. That and getting F2'ed puts a 10 minute time out on things. Sometimes you need those breaks to swap out different inserts for the Fleshlight to spice things up.
I pack it in after a bit and decide tomorrow earlier might be better.
Well it was and wasn't. No cam to completion. C2C for those who like abbreviations. But a little interest from a few ladies and a group of girls who looked like 1st yr University in the Midwest. They seemed keen on learning about it and asked to see all the inserts. Asked how it felt and seemed interested in what it was about. I felt a job well done.
Some thumbs up from guys who wanted to know if it was worth buying.
No C2C that night either.
Well tonight turned out different. Right from the start I had 2 chicks from another university but the cam froze on them. Had a few sentences and then frozen. Then a couple of F9'ed dudes. Next one a brunette with nothing on.
Jackpot.
She was actually moving and typing in real time. Not a bot. I ask if she wants to watch and she says yes. She is playing with herself and I'm finally able to do what I wanted for the last few days. She seems interested and ask me to come for her. We banter and I type that I am going to come. She asks what I want her to do. I quickly type that I am finishing. I finish on a drip tray of a towel I laid out. She doesn't comment much on my eruption. I'm not sure if she was preoccupied with herself at my moment of pleasure. I'm sure my floor would have a say in the matter.
I'm still hard and she asks again what I would like her to do. I'm done but erect so I still stroke it and tell her to enjoy herself and keep doing what she is doing. A minute or two passes and without sound it's hard to tell what stage she is at. I'm trying to keep my erection. I'm looking at the mess on the floor. The lube has tipped on the bed. There is a mess on the floor. I'm going to have to wash my sheets too. Why is the keyboard so greasy? Oh wait sidetracked here. She seems to be taking her time and pausing to type. For a second I thought her cam froze. Nope. She must have taken a break. I'm thinking this is getting awkward. How does one get out of this without being a tool and pressing F9? Does she feel awkward too? It looks like she is pausing too? Kind of like a staring game??
Genius.
I'm still stroking but losing air out of the tire. I must act fast. I stop. I freeze and I don't move. Yep. Looks like my cam froze. I pause. Holding my breath so she doesn't see me breathe.
5 seconds.
10 seconds
15 seconds.
Her hands move a little I know she is still there. Not moving as much as I think she should. Is she trying the same thing??
17 seconds.
Nothing.
20.
And then about 25 extremely awkward breath holding seconds.
.....your partner has disconnected.
Well it was fun while it lasted. Let's see. Over 3 days maybe 4 hours of jerking. So many F9's. A few educational lessons about Fleshlight. One close call the second night. Tipped lube on blanket. Sticky towel. Laundry to do. Tired from being up late. Cleaning of the Fleshlight.
What an investment for a cam show. Fuuuuuuuuuuu.
I Am.
It's All Worth It.
SlimShady.
