I TOFFT back in the summer; I was trying to see Hailey (red head, tons of tatts) who was with this agency at the time. Showed up to the apartment and got the text, "Hailey isn't going to make it, but you can see NAME" (whatever name Charlie was using). I was booked for 1/2 hr for 180, which was the going rate at the time. The ads running for Charlie had made a big deal that greek was on the menu so when I got to the apartment was expecting to hear the pitch. But alas, that was not to be.
That is her in the pics, but they are very flattering and I think she's wearing a wig 'cause she was wearing one when I saw her and it looked horrible. Super cheap, like a Value Village costume wig. Also, the paint-on eyebrow look is really, really unattractive. Anyway, I quite like her body; she's very petite, short, small boobs, and tatts. Typically, this would be 100% my lane; however, after I hand over the donation the big turn off for me came the moment I saw her teeth. Ruined, broken, black teeth, several missing, and like Wonder pointed out, reeked of smoke. I couldn't tell what she was saying because she mumbled so much, then I realized it was because she didn't want to open her mouth. I thought, "well I already paid and I haven't done any greek for awhile" so went for the obligatory un-accompanied shower, and met her back in the bedroom.
We laid down and she started to jerk me off and some BLS. Honestly, I wasn't sure I wanted a real BBBJ with those teeth, so I let this go on for some time. After about 5 minutes I'm like, "Let's do something different" but she just kept stroking and BLSing. I'm like, "I don't have much endurance, gonna come pretty quick" which meant I wanted her to go to CBJ but apparently she took to mean speed up the jerking. So I wind up busting a nut ALL OVER THE PLACE; myself, the bed, all over her hands, the floor. Goddam mess. Jumped into the shower again to clean up; when I got out I put all my clothes on and got the hell out of there as I couldn't stand the smell or sight of those teeth. So basically I got a handjob for $180. JFC!.
She kept her bottoms on the whole time and angled so I couldn't even touch her, but I could see some pretty gnarly-looking stubble down there, and I doubt I would have had more luck than Wonder. Boobs are tiny, which I like, but I'm more of an ass and vag man, but gone none of either. Needless to say, didn't get anywhere close to greek but given the state of the rest of her hygiene, I probably dodged that bullet.
This one doesn't really warrant the L, B, A, S rankings so will jump straight to recommend: HELZ no, repeat: not on your life.
Not to de-rail the thread, but did anyone ever see Hailey? She re-branded as Ivy for a month or two and I think left the 4814 agency. Pics looked hot AF is you like small tits, toned chicks with lots of tatts.
