I've seen this "french" girl Chanel advertising on BP ever since I started pooning. She advertises her age between 26 and 30 and is located in St. Boniface. She states in her ad "your hygiene is VERY important to me. Please take the time to brush your teeth and shower, as I am always impeccably and respectfully clean for you". Something about her ad always turned me off. Whenever I see a SP I always make sure I'm showered and well groomed. I also expect the SP to be the same because I think it's just common sense. Well, I was curious, took the plunge anyways and phoned Chanel. The hook-up was easy as she wasn't busy at all. I arrived at her small St. Boniface apartment and to be quite honest, I didn't know what to think when I walked in. Her appearance didn't throw me back or anything but she did have a cute "nerdy" look to her. Her apartment was small but I guess you can say cozy. We chatted for a few minutes and then she led me into her bedroom. She promised a great back massage which turned out to be very mediocre. I turned on my back and asked about DATY. She told me right off the hop she never allows anyone to go down on her. Well this set the tone for the rest of the session. No DATY, No Kissing, No CBJ, not much of anything. Services I really enjoy with other SP’s. I also noticed when she got close to me her breath was very fowl. Not only that, for someone who advertises that ’hygiene is very important” she had terrible hygiene. I thought, are you kidding me. This just totally turned me off, I got dressed and left. I have to emphasize that her hygiene was so bad that when I left I was gagging. From the start of the session I have to say she was very unprofessional. She was more concerned with the money, took it, counted it, and hid it. I hate to knock anyone, but C’mon...a service provider who doesn’t take time to get ready for a client, give me a break! Not a good experience at all. I like to think I took one for the team but it was quite the expensive lesson.
Chanel....St. Boniface, age 26 to 30. REVIEW
- Thread starter marlowemj
- Start date
Kudos to you, my friend, for taking the plunge with your team-mates in mind. This, in my opinion, is the way to write a review; it provides your findings and states the important details of the session. I'm not a big fan of the the Looks; Attitude; Service scoring approach, and prefer to read about your recollection of the events. I would be interested in the donation amount, as her adds imply that she's a good bargain (!).
If I were to rate her, it would be zero on all accounts - and I'm not kidding. Her rate was $180.00. I just don't understand...she tells me she is a full-time SP and does nothing else. I talked to her a few hours before I actually seen her. When I did see her it sounded like I was the first client of the day. Her hygiene was of someone who hasn't bathed or showered for well over a week. Talk about lazy. I never knew a female could have hygiene that bad. I've never experienced that with a female.
That sucks things didn't work out for you but thanks for he review. It is never easy to come on here and admit you made a error in judgement.
I'm wondering if you had discussed the services she declined prior to your visit. It is one thing to get turned down but another if she initially said yes to these items.
As well, I'm curious as to why the OP would have gone to see her in the first place.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to be crtitical and kudos to marlowmj for stepping up and reporting his experience so others don't make the same mistake.
It is just there is nothing about this lady that would attract me to see her.
It sounds as if he ceratinly wasn't impressed with the initial phone contact?
There are much more attractive SP's out there with solid reviews who I'm sure he hasn't seen if he's wanting to try someone new.
Is it the "french" angle, hoping she is going to provide the type of PSE session we get from the Quebecoise ladies?
Or was it the lower rate ($180/hr) and hoping to find a lady who provides a great session at a great rate?
Cheers
I'm wondering if you had discussed the services she declined prior to your visit. It is one thing to get turned down but another if she initially said yes to these items.
As well, I'm curious as to why the OP would have gone to see her in the first place.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to be crtitical and kudos to marlowmj for stepping up and reporting his experience so others don't make the same mistake.
It is just there is nothing about this lady that would attract me to see her.
It sounds as if he ceratinly wasn't impressed with the initial phone contact?
There are much more attractive SP's out there with solid reviews who I'm sure he hasn't seen if he's wanting to try someone new.
Is it the "french" angle, hoping she is going to provide the type of PSE session we get from the Quebecoise ladies?
Or was it the lower rate ($180/hr) and hoping to find a lady who provides a great session at a great rate?
Cheers
In regards to discussing services beforehand, we didn't. Live and learn the hard way I guess. With the exception of one other SP (Summer - age 22 to 26), I've never had a problem with DATY or other services. From now on I'll have to ask what's on the menu beforehand. Chanel's ads never appealed to me but I like variety so I called her. She was available and the price was okay. To say the least this lady is "spooky". I think she has mental problems and wants to prove something to us pooners. Why would she state in her ad about how concerned she is about hygiene and then stink as bad as she did. I literally have nightmares about the session. I've only been pooning for a couple of years so this was definitely a valuable lesson learned. Bottom line, stay away from this woman.
Tell us what you like in looks and services, I am sure you will get lots of recommendations for your next adventure.
Thanks for offering. I like variety but the ones that appeal to me most are spinners like Courtney and Lynn. I'll always repeat with these ladies as long as they are in the business. I have to say in regards to services, I love Daty, kissing and the whole works. I love to taste the wine. One SP I would LOVE to see is Tessa but too bad for her reputation.
It was kind of a blessing in disguise that she wouldn't allow me to go down on her. I didn't know how stinky this woman was until I turned on my back after the crappy back massage she gave me. Pisses me off to no end that I paid good money for a service and this so called "SP" had no desire to prepare herself for a client.
Sorry to hear about the session .
She has new pictures on BP today that look way better then the old ones, and I am thinking maybe, sort of might take the plunge as a last minute late afternoon phone call and set-up. (small head thinking here)
But now thinking no way/stay away.
Thank-you very much Marlow for the review it's greatly appreciated.
She has new pictures on BP today that look way better then the old ones, and I am thinking maybe, sort of might take the plunge as a last minute late afternoon phone call and set-up. (small head thinking here)
But now thinking no way/stay away.
Thank-you very much Marlow for the review it's greatly appreciated.
Don't be fooled by her new pics. I'm glad you decided not to go see her. You would just be wasting a lot of cash. This woman must have mental problems or something. Her body isn't that great and she doesn't take care of herself at all. I never knew a female could smell so bad. You made the right choice. There are much better SP's out there for the money she charges.
