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A Blue State Out West
Kelly Hu
Naomi Watts
Halle Berry
Ashley Judd
Charlize Theron
Lindsay Lohan in her curvy incarnation
Lucy Lu
That chinese-american chick who used to be on The View (Lisa Ling?)
Sandra Oh
Brittney Spears when she was 17, not now as she's becoming just another fat hillbilly trailer trash who got lucky


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Asia Carrera
Tricia Yen
Mia Smiles
Mimi Miyagi
Kitty Yung
Saori Kamiya
 
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tiger

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Matthew Mcconnaughey... In a heartbeat... Something about "good ol' boys" that just turn me on... White t-shirt and jeans and a big ol' grin... Yeah I have followed that "look" once or twice in my life & always had an "adventure" ;) Also that Texan twang... YEAHbaby...

He'd be a good ol' boy I tie to the bedposts... To be enjoyed at my leisure :D

Carlotta

Uh, I'm a good 'ol Texas boy...
 

maverick73

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Repair to Remember

Ok here's a lesser known one. The chick Mag Ruffman from the show A Repair to Remember. She isn't "hot" in the tradtional sense. She doesn't have "fuck me" written on her forehead. In fact, she's kind of a tomboy, but she does have a certain sexiness about her. It's not something I can explain, but her voice and the way she talks and just the way "she is" makes her sexy.

Anybody else share my feelings or am I the only Mag Ruffman fan? Was I the only person to jack off to "A Repair to Remember" after seeing Mag in a skirt and red lipstick? :rolleyes: :eek:
 

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maverick73 said:
Anybody else share my feelings or am I the only Mag Ruffman fan? Was I the only person to jack off to "A Repair to Remember" after seeing Mag in a skirt and red lipstick? :rolleyes: :eek:
i met her at a book signing ... she is just a tiny little thing ... older in person (grey streaks in her hair) but still had that very cute-sexy good with the tool personality!
 

maverick73

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LonelyGhost said:
i met her at a book signing ... she is just a tiny little thing ... older in person (grey streaks in her hair) but still had that very cute-sexy good with the tool personality!
Maybe that's what it was. She was good with "tools"!!! :eek: :D

The camera always hides height. I didn't know she was short. She looked about 5'6" in the show. I used to watch that show in the mid 90's. I guess she must be really old now.
 

maverick73

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winslow said:
She's 48 right now
My goodness, I guess those shows in the 90's were reruns. I think she was supposed to be late 20's or VERY early 30's in those shows.

Here's another one or two.

The mom from those "Fuzzy Peach" candy commercials, the one that says "KIMMMMYYY" with the geeky guy going "mayahyayaya" with that Candy in his mouth while staring at the mom's great ass. Then Kimmy comes down in that short skirt of hers. I think they would make a great mother/daughter duo :rolleyes:
 

maverick73

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winslow said:
She was around 42 when the show was airing. The miracle of television and makeup
Well if she's 48 now, that is only 6 years ago. I was watching her in 95. But damn, that's still old. Makes me feel ashamed of myself :D LOL.
 

buddha2

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a different approach to the question?

If there's one thing this thread shows, it's that it's really hard to limit your imagination when there is so much beauty, and so much variety in that beauty....

so I'm going to approach it with just a top of my head (you guess the big one or the little one) in different catagories:

Hottest lady on TV in the last year: a young thing from Winnipeg named Sara Carter who played Clark Kent's now deceased girlfriend on Smallville this year....

Hottest Movie Star: I'm in the Keira Knightly fan club...

Hottest lady I've been emailed photos of: a younger much more naked version of Eva Longoria - Carmela DeCesare - google her and have fun!!

All time favorite porn star - the young, pre-boob job Sunset Thomas

Red Hot current kinky porn star - Sara Blake - check out her website - http://www.sarahblake.com/sarahmain2.htm and also check her out on the www.cybernetentertainment.com family of kink sites!

now i've distracted myself - i've gotta sign off and spend some time on those last sites! :D :D
 

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maverick73 said:
Maybe that's what it was. She was good with "tools"!!! :eek: :D

The camera always hides height. I didn't know she was short. She looked about 5'6" in the show. I used to watch that show in the mid 90's. I guess she must be really old now.
she's not just short, but tiny ... size zero or something like that ...
 

maverick73

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Yes, she's looking mighty fine for a 48 year old. She was smoking in "Unfaithful"
 

maverick73

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winslow said:
Not quite that old Mav.. just 40
I meant to say 38. For some reason, I thought she was 37 in that movie and it's only been 1 year, but I guess time flies and it's been 3!
 

DJLAW

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emmy rossum.
 

Coding Wizard

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My preference are

1) Britney Spears - always number 1, until she gets old, anyway;
2) Paris Hilton, a very close number 2, who is still not old; and
3) Cameron Diaz, even if she is getting old; and
4) Nicole Kidman, even if she is old. (I changed my mind and liked her after seeing the shots of the new "Bewitched".)

The others, I don't really care about, if only because many of our regulars are at least as good looking as them. Of course, if these starlets really did want to make it with me, I won't let them down. :D
 

niteowl

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Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ami Dolenz
Jamie-Lyn Discala
Nikki Cox
Lexa Doig
Kelly Hu
Angelina Jolie
Ashley Judd
Mila Jovovich
Kate Beckinsale
Neve Campbell
Zhang Ziyi
 

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Now, my fantasy duo might be a bit off the radar screen, as far as most of you are concerned, but I'd love to put it to Leah Rimini and Nicole Sullivan from the TV show 'the King of Queens'. They are both pretty, curvy, and funny. That's just damn sexy to me.
 

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maverick73 said:
Well if she's 48 now, that is only 6 years ago. I was watching her in 95. But damn, that's still old. Makes me feel ashamed of myself :D LOL.
Hey, don't feel bad about it, Mav. If I had the chance, I would still fuck Peggy Lipton (from the Mod Squad and Twin Peaks). I'd also fuck Linda Carter (Wonder Woman). I guess you could throw Lindsay Wagner in there as well (The Bionic Woman). Oh yeah, Vanna White! They all have to be in their 50's by now.
 
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