CB - Candy

[Funloverking]

Hey gang,

Saw Candy today. I should have followed my instincts and just not book with her to begin with.

Here's how it went.

I showed up, and the first thing she said was "I'm so pissed off". I was like, oh man, this is not going to be good. I said "Why?" She said "I don't know why I work in Canada because I don't get any bookings. When I go to the US I get $2000 / day .. I don't care about the business anymore, I'm just working to pay for hotels." I said "I can leave if you are not feeling well." She said "no no.."

What a great start! I really should have insisted that I left at that point, because that was the beginning of the complaints. She basically is a natural complainer. She complained about everything, about the flight, about the wait, the this, the that.... here I thought "wtf I'm paying for this shit?"

Anyways, too late, so might as well enjoy my time however I could. Well, far from GFE. First of all, she was totally naked by the time I showed up, which was alright. Then after I showered, I lied down and she started to jerk me off with her hand. Shortly after she gave me a BBBJ, which was not good btw. I seriously had a hard time getting up, especially with her attitude issue.

I figured I'd return the favor since she wasn't doing much for me. I teased her a little and then I went down on her. Here's where it got worse. Her p*ssy smelled funny, and after a while, I noticed her smelly feet! Oh man, I thought I was going to puke! Why the hell is it that we have to shower and the girls don't? This really bugs me to no end.

Anyways, I just stopped with the DATY and just played using my hand. Afterwards, I just went for the FS. Well, it's almost like she doesn't do it very often or something. With the combination that I'm already not fully hard cuz of her attitude, she has to keep telling me "do it this way" or "no don't do it that way" Well, after a little bit I just thought "fuck it this is rediculous"

So I told her to use her hand. She was using her hand, used a little lube but was still dry, so I told her to put more lube on. She gave me a face as if I asked for something totally unbelievable.

Anyways, long story short. I just tried to release as fast as I could and got out of there. My little guy is still sore from being with her.

F: 5 - long and skinny, deep features - not my type
B: 7 - Not bad legs, but no top whatsoever, definately A cup
S: 1 - not even so so
A: 0 - need I say more?
Repeat?: Not even for free! I get much more satisfaction playing with myself thank you.

Anyways, of course, YMMV, and maybe I caught her on her "bad day". During the entire session she complained about her "bad day" and said that "hopefully after supper it'll be better"

Oh man, I was not impressed. What a waste of my $ and more importantly my time!

 

[manicure]

candy?

I hope that the agency is reading the review and talk to the sp. I am schedule tomorrow and issues like cleanessness is one that can be easily corrected. Emotion is more complex issues.

 

[MrIncredible]

I hope that the agency is reading the review and talk to the sp. I am schedule tomorrow and issues like cleanessness is one that can be easily corrected. Emotion is more complex issues.

I seriously doubt the will correct anything. See my natasha review.

 

[trawler]

Funloverking, thanks for the Intel ...

Candy's Reviews have tipped the negative side of the scales. I do not think your session had anything to do with YMMV or a bad day. It appears that she has no respect for herself, her profession or the Pooner.

It sounds like she is not where she wants to be. For that reason alone, I can sympathize with her, even without ever meeting her. Hopefully she will move on to another vocation.

NUFF SAID

 

[MrIncredible]

Candy's Reviews have tipped the negative side of the scales. I do not think your session had anything to do with YMMV or a bad day. It appears that she has no respect for herself, her profession or the Pooner.

It sounds like she is not where she wants to be. For that reason alone, I can sympathize with her, even without ever meeting her. Hopefully she will move on to another vocation.

NUFF SAID

Trawler

I have to say that even though she has a bad attitude, and should move on. I think the agency has to take some responsibilty to filter it out, it usually is the resposiblity of the management to take care of thier employee's and help them. The agency hasn't even acknowledged that, saying publicly 'sorry about the recent bad service guys, I will try to improve on it'. Instead, it's SEXY GFE __________ available now!

MI

 

[bluedkk]

My review of Candy

I arrived there a minute or so late and was also treated to a almost nude girl.

I think I was one of the first to see her.
She seemed stressed about something. Complained of a sore shoulder and it would seem she is very concerned about doing this work in Canada.


Definetly a "A" top, thin drawn face that is also not my favorite look.

I had such a good time with Tamika that I was looking forward to another CB girl but I have to admit that I found it discouraging

Too many phone calls and too many complaints to allow a good session to happen. I tried to do what I could to achieve more but getting solid wood was too difficult with all the obstacles.

-Smoke in every area of her body, I know they all smoke but she had extremly strong smoke odor EVERYWHERE!!!
-Too many times the phone rang
-Lots of complaints about working and her sore shoulder, and tired



I didnt finish strong and for the money it was not good

Now for the numbers
L: 5
A: 0
S: 1

Overall she will never be on my dance card again and I feel the same as you all, CB needs to offer a do-over with someone else for a reduced rate, PLease send me Tamika!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe the USA likes the idea of Nailing a french canadian lady

But not this canadian boy

ciao for now

 

[ace85]

Dude (FLK), first off, it is your responsiblity. When you walk in and the complaining / attitude starts, you need to leave. By staying with someone when there is a big neon sign flashing "this is going to suck". You kind of lose the right to complain.

You got what you knew you were going to get. It does suck, but it was your choice.

The power of the pooner is that you have choice, you can give her the cash and stay, or you can leave. Don't give up that right. Sure it might be a little waste of your time, but adding wasted money to wasted time is just dumb.

 

[manicure]

Candy

I saw her this morning. Frankly you have been a bit too hard on her. Definitively, she is verbal type but in a very french canadian friendly way. Personnaly she was more a true girl perhaps too much and could have been a bit more active. Social activites for her should be a activity as important as the performance. Good BBBJ but a bit short, LFK, good DATY(and not smelly and all natural) 10 minutes, two positions and one SOG.

Her skin is very soft, a I touch her a lot when we were talking. So in my opinion if you are looking for first performance, this is not your lady. For one hour she was my girlfriend (closer to reality than most others)
L: 8 (I like natural breast, thin body and soft skin)
S: 7.5 Could have been more active but comparable to most

This my honest take on it

Reapeat Perhaps but she will have to enhance her service

 

[ace85]

This is a french canadian schill. Read the post and you can see all the English / French issues, missing articles etc.

Thanks for sticking up for your employee. At the least that is honorable.

 

[bluedkk]

ace 85

your only sole purpose seems to be a holy than thou persona

the complaints happen into the session, not the second you actaully walk in

I guess by your lack of discretion you have never had a bad session and you ditch people all the time

no value to your comments whatsoever

 

[ace85]

Iwasn't talking about your session I was talking about the first post in the thread.

Read it again he knew it was going to be a bad session.

It isn't my fault that some people (I am talking directly to you Bluedkk) don't have the self confidence to actually communicate with an attractive woman, let alone deal with an issue like service or attitude.

Anyway as for discretion I have enough to not enter into a "I know this is going to be a bad session". I have had a couple of bad sessions (very early on) and have the intelligence to not pay for the priveledge of having a bad session.

It tends to be an attitude, confidence, understanding, intelligence thing. And the reality it there is a huge correlation between those things and a quality session.

I am definitely not holier than many pooners on here, there are a number of highly astute posters at PERB. But you Bluedkk give me confidence to state definitively that I am at the very least not the biggest clown on the board.

Good Luck with your pooning career, I am sure there is a list of SPs that can't wait for the priviledge of your patronage.

 

[Tempted]

I had the pleasure of meeting Candy, and thanks to the bad review, I received extra special attention (sorry FLK). She isn't really my type looks wise, but she has an ass meant for doggy. Overall, the session was ok. I probably could have spent a little bit more money to see someone like Claire, but I had an enjoyable session.

Would I repeat? Probably not. Only because of the other talent that's available out there.

 

[Funloverking]

Hey Ace,

I understand what you're saying completely. However, for me, I usually give the lady the benefit of the doubt. I may get the worse side of the deal this way, but I feel good for being true and at least give the lady a chance. For sure, if I go see her the 2nd time, then I'd be an idiot.

My post has no value to me, but it is there to enlighten the rest of the Perbites. As much as that your comments are reasonable, I feel they are not very valuable IMHO. I know I could have walked out, but that's not the type of pooner I am. The last thing I want is to have a reputation of having ripped off a SP.

Take care,

FLK

Iwasn't talking about your session I was talking about the first post in the thread.

Read it again he knew it was going to be a bad session.

It isn't my fault that some people (I am talking directly to you Bluedkk) don't have the self confidence to actually communicate with an attractive woman, let alone deal with an issue like service or attitude.

Anyway as for discretion I have enough to not enter into a "I know this is going to be a bad session". I have had a couple of bad sessions (very early on) and have the intelligence to not pay for the priveledge of having a bad session.

It tends to be an attitude, confidence, understanding, intelligence thing. And the reality it there is a huge correlation between those things and a quality session.

I am definitely not holier than many pooners on here, there are a number of highly astute posters at PERB. But you Bluedkk give me confidence to state definitively that I am at the very least not the biggest clown on the board.

Good Luck with your pooning career, I am sure there is a list of SPs that can't wait for the priviledge of your patronage.

 

[bluedkk]

ass85

still getting no value from your negativity

no more comments to me would be appreciated