Caught Sleeping @ Your Desk/Work

[Randy Whorewald]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

 

[old pooner]

So, just how many of these excuses have you used personally???

 

[Randy Whorewald]

So, just how many of these excuses have you used personally???

Sorry OP - Owing to the sensitive nature of my position as a key executive in one of the country's larger corporations, that information must remain classified.

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Sorry Boss that new chick in HR gives a mean blowjob, had to put my head down for a few minutes

 

[anonanon]

This has been going around for a while, but #1 always cracks me up!