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Caught pooning

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I was on vacation and didnt really expect someone i knew seeing me go into a MP. This person I only met once or twice during my family christmas parties. I found out he told my entire family i was seeing escorts and I cant believe a stranger would do this. I had a few drinks and realized I dont care what people thought. I caught up with the fucking rat and showed him some of the pics of the hotties i've seen and told him his wife is discusting. Also, said he lives a boring life and should just hang himself. This guy freaked out his faced turned red lol. Going to take a short trip to alberta and then come back and see tianna. Might send this rat a picture of her to piss him off. :eek: I use to think people where more open minded about pooning ...but guess im wrong.
 

sarahpassion

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I hate to pointt out the obvious.

How in world would he know it was an MP? Most are pretty discreet so he have some inside info. Second what a loser for telling other people. I would ask him in front of his wife, how he knows where the MP's are.:D
 

dr_pepper

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While i agree the guy was a complete a$$ for what he did - why are you beating up his wife and bringing her into it. May want to take a look in the mirror before bashing this guy for his behavior too hard. You should have confronted him without calling down his wife on his behavior only.
 

rescue911

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agree

have to say i agree with doc pepper. you just re-inforce my decision to poon using out call adventures only. you never know who is looking. even guys who poon have been known to talk about others who indulge in the hobby.
 

eurhythmia

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I never go to a MP. Prosper City and others just yell out cat-house!! The risk of being seen by some-one who knows you is just too great and not worth the 'penalties'.

Indies and micros are much more discrete. Plus there is a good denialability (sp?) factor.
 

wannabeslut

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It's probably more to do with the fact that guys are cheating on their wives than it is to do with the fact that they are seeing prostitutes which bothers people.
 

steverino

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The good news is...

now that your mother knows you see hookers she won't be concerned that you could be gay.
 

Stew

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Iwannarocu, what happened after your wife found out? Did she administer a "Bobbitt", scream at you for days, threaten that you would never see your kids again, divorce you....?

In all seriousness, this is something that guys with SOs think about.

Ya, I found that out last year when my wife caught me. She was none too happy.
 
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twoblues

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now that your mother knows you see hookers she won't be concerned that you could be gay.
Funny, I was going to say that.

When I was young, I was shy so didn't get a gf until I was about 21ish. Once my mother found out, she went "Well, that's settled, I wasn't sure if you were gay." (Not that she would have thought differently of me if I was gay, she was more concerned, if I was gay, about how the world would treat me, etc...)

Anyways, on topic, screw that guy. He's just jealous that you have the money to visit very attractive ladies. I disagree with bringing his wife into this and agree with what Dr_Pepper said.

If my family found out I was pooning, my brother would go "Lucky bastard" and my mom would go "at least you're having fun" :p
 

InTheBum

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Just show him your tiny penis...

This situation could of been diffused in the first few seconds, if LAG just showed this family member his tiny penis. The family member would assume LAG could never pump a SP with such a tiny useless raisin! :D
 

wilde

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This situation could of been diffused in the first few seconds, if LAG just showed this family member his tiny penis. The family member would assume LAG could never pump a SP with such a tiny useless raisin! :D
Too bad your brain is smaller than his penis.:D :D :D :D


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87112

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Dec 13, 2004
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deny deny deny. If you're doing something you shouldn't be or feel bad about and someone catches you then just deny it, some people may believe them, some will believe you but at least there will always be doubt that you did it. However if you don't deny, then it's accepted and you can't cause a stink about the other guy being a liar.

It's really your word against theres, just make a huge fuss.

Oh and final thought for the day, is pooning really that bad of a thing to get caught doing? Assuming you're single.
A few years ago I had depression and told a female therapist about being single and seeing SPs. She completely understood and said " I understand, your skin literally gets hungry, its alright. She even asked where I went??
 

georgebushmoron

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A few years ago I had depression and told a female therapist about being single and seeing SPs. She completely understood and said " I understand, your skin literally gets hungry, its alright. She even asked where I went??
Many therapists understand the need men feel they have and they understand that men give themselves few venues for intimacy other than sex. Perhaps she asked where you went to get a grasp of the outlets you chose in case you put yourself at risk health-wise or psychically, or to find out how much compulsivity you exude when the need arises.

But having family or friends or business associates find out about pooning is not pleasant. Unfortunately for most, it's a lifestyle that must be hidden (along with all evidence of it). That can be more difficult once it becomes habitual.
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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There is no comparison

I was on vacation and didnt really expect someone i knew seeing me go into a MP. This person I only met once or twice during my family christmas parties. I found out he told my entire family i was seeing escorts and I cant believe a stranger would do this. I had a few drinks and realized I dont care what people thought. I caught up with the fucking rat and showed him some of the pics of the hotties i've seen and told him his wife is discusting. Also, said he lives a boring life and should just hang himself. This guy freaked out his faced turned red lol. Going to take a short trip to alberta and then come back and see tianna. Might send this rat a picture of her to piss him off. :eek: I use to think people where more open minded about pooning ...but guess im wrong.
On the flip side LAG, "the rat" probably enjoys his life the way it is. He wants the stability, the companionship, the exchange in intellect which yourself are at a disadvantage as you are on a limited time frame with most of it spent with your penis inside an orifice. I don't think you'd be having an intellegent challenging conversation while you're bangin' a broad, though talking while boinkin' is challenging enough and often verbalizing religious references. You have two different lifestyles. He stays with one person and is happy with it, and you pay to leave.

Also, looks/service is subjective and YMMV. He feels that his wife is attractive enough to marry her and he could've freaked out that you referred to her as disgusting. I know I would.

Nonetheless that was awful thing you just went through. As a pooner you fear being outted by a SP/agency and instead it came from someone outside of the industry. Shitty deal, man.
 

mr.e

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I was on vacation and didnt really expect someone i knew seeing me go into a MP. This person I only met once or twice during my family christmas parties. I found out he told my entire family i was seeing escorts and I cant believe a stranger would do this. I had a few drinks and realized I dont care what people thought. I caught up with the fucking rat and showed him some of the pics of the hotties i've seen and told him his wife is discusting. Also, said he lives a boring life and should just hang himself. This guy freaked out his faced turned red lol. Going to take a short trip to alberta and then come back and see tianna. Might send this rat a picture of her to piss him off. :eek: I use to think people where more open minded about pooning ...but guess im wrong.






















It had to be done. This thread was screaming for some Nelson :D
 

gordfurb

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Dec 7, 2005
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What kinda guy would do that!!!!?,i think he might be a little jealous,or insecure, feeling he has to try to bring someone else down..,who knows? maybe he was just about to go in when he seen you,and thought he would out himself by totally blasting you.....anyway he's a rat ....and a putz nevertheless.Hope everything works out.
 

batboi

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That sucks man. I come from a conservative Asian family and I know that if I ever got caught, my family would feel disgraced and they'd disown me. (they'll cut off my funds... yeah, I'm a spoiled child)

Hey, at least you're not a politician with your face splashed across the news.
 

mick_eight

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I'm lucky to have a great family. I told all of them that I'm going to SEA to get a young wife . I have 2 pensions that stop if I die, but if married they get till 65 [a lot of coin ] My brother said '' right thing '' my daughter said '' go for it''. Back to Manila soon.
 
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