Catholics in Vegas

[Randy Whorewald]

Catholics in Las Vegas .....a little trivia

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday mass will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.


Didn't see it comin' did ya?!?!

 

[American Male]

Randy, you crazy bastard you. You almost made me spill my glass of Jameson with that one. I did not see it coming.

Holy Tap Dancing Christ.....chip monks.

Now, go say 5 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers as your penence and stop being such a crazy lunatic.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Will all three of us fit in the confession booth???

 

[henryhill]

sandwich

delicious.

 

[sajrcc]

There are also a ton of mormons in vegas.

 

[American Male]

Both of you your penance is to come to confession with me

DP in a confessional booth....that is getting better all the time.

I call dibs on the anal pen!!!

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Both of you your penance is to come to confession with me

Only if you'll get on your knees, and get out of the habit.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

There are also a ton of mormons in vegas.

Yeah, they pretty much run the joint.