Carlotta

[superjoint]

Hello has anyone here on the perb ever checked out the services of CARLOTTA from the perb

I was just looking for some input here
I was thinking of taking a plunge and trying her out
What do you guys think of her????

 

[brocketrocket]

After your slagging of many well reviewed Perbettes.. I am surprised to see you TOFTT on such a badly reviewed girl...

just my $0.02

 

[Massagegirl]

I have to agree, noone deserves to be treated so poorly, especially for looks and owning dogs. I could understand if she was mean, but I worked with Carlotta years ago and she is a nice girl! She can't be more that 2 or 3 years older than me so that puts her at mid 30's. Quite a discrepancy huh Tuna?

However, I don't believe in bannings, and superjoint only asked a question. Good on you Mario for speaking up, I respect that!

 

[kehoe]

welcome back again Sonny. You are the same Sonny and not some rip off artist right?

 

[chuck1561]

What the FUCK do you think?

SONNY ...BABY..welcome back..yes superjoint should have been gone a long time ago..oh well ..such is life sigh

 

[Massagegirl]

So you guys are telling me that Superjoint started this post just to solicit insults for Carlotta?? Come on, noone could be that pathetic and miserable! Superjoint would have to be a total loser to do that! Who has that kind of time let alone mentality?

Well now that I have checked out his former posts, they indicate he did do just that. He is quite possibly Tuna as well, due to the exact same language used, especially using the word "flabby" when so many other words exist. The evidense does indicate he is, in fact, a huge loser. Sorry I doubted you guys and I too call for a banning!!

 

[My Name is Mud]

Check out the new "Sammara" thread on Van escort reviews. Another indictation that superjoint is a superjerk. Props to bob_knob for the leg work on exposing him.

 

[brocketrocket]

So you guys are telling me that Superjoint started this post just to solicit insults for Carlotta?? Come on, noone could be that pathetic and miserable! Superjoint would have to be a total loser to do that! Who has that kind of time let alone mentality?

Apparently SuperJoint does! Anyone want to start a petition to get this cockgobbler banned? I know my signature would be at the top.. if you want to slag people on this board, then I would suggest you at least stick to be consistent with your BS!

 

[dirk_dog]

she needs some new pics on her website that are more flattering

 

[dirk_dog]

Looks are a big part of the SP business. Some of these comments may be worded harshly but they are not inaccurate. Like modeling, acting, porn, etc, a big part of the SP business is looks. This business isnt for people with thin skin. If you cant take criticism then this business might not be right for you.

Secondly, this board wasnt created for men to blow sunshine up SPs asses which there seems to be a lot of going on lately. Its like this board is suffering from too much political correctness. When guys get together and talk about chicks and sex they are brutally honest about looks, height, weight, age, gut and ass size, smell, pussy, tits, etc, etc. Yet on here it rarely happens and when it does the user gets jumped on by both SPs and other users who constantly suck up to SPs. Sickening.

as you can see... dirk_dog is not much better.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Dirk Dog,

While I agree with you that this forum is about mens experiences with SP's and that looks do play a very large part in the equation. You certainly can get your message out without doing it in a crass and mean spirited way. I agree with you that this board was not created to blow smoke up SP's asses, it was also not created as a vehicle to rip into them in an unnecessary fashion.

 

[DDawGG]

Strange ad, is someone playing games???

ad with Carlotta's name & SSSSSShawna's pics?????

 

[superjoint]

Take a pill bob knob

 

[Massagegirl]

The proper term is "BBW" isn't it, or at least "not a spinner" or "a medium build" or "not athletic" or even "plump" are politically correct. But fat and flabby is low class any way you say it. Sorry.

 

[Massagegirl]

Good points Vybe, and good joke.

I have no objection to the word obese at all, but that means over 200 lbs on a girl and 300 on a guy, at least to me. BBW does also mean overweight, I had never thought it could be toned overweightness. Out of shape AND overweight would also be a euphemism for flabby, but to an 18 year old guy, anyone over 110 lbs might be fat to him, so it is subjective. (Seeing as teens are usually pretty slim.)

I remember at 19, when I thought I was fat at 110lbs, and that 30 was super old, if you see what I mean. A guy doing a review at 19, would be incomprehensible to a gentleman of 50 who has more experience and/or like you, thinks all women are beautiful regardless. Nice, btw, that's class!

However, while I really don't object to any terminology being used, I would never personally say someone was fat or flabby behind their back. I feel it would insult them, and since it came from my mouth, make me look like a tactless idiot. I might say "quite overweight", or "he's a big guy, especially around the middle" or "she was never this big, until she had a baby." But never would I say "She's the fat girl with the baby over there" or look it that flabby old guy", et cetera. But that's just me.

However, soliciting duplicitous insults like superjoint feels he needs to do to make himself feel better, really makes that kind of language seem cheap and classless. That's all.

 

[williewheeler]

hmmmm.....

the general consensus, which I share thanks to the detective work of bob_knob, seems to be that superjoint is a jerk, not a positive contributor, and seems to enjoy stirring the pot, wasting people's time and Fred's bandwidth, and seeing how much buzz he can generate with a stupid, lame post.

so, I have to ask the question: why are there so many responses (including mine)?

 

[carlotta]

I will respond to this... by PM... if anyone "DARES" to PM... Or if they are just the classless jerk(s) they are presenting themselves... By needing public... access... to obsessing over my Weight Gain?

Yes we are in the business of selling our bodies... But "HELLO BOYS" females bodies CHANGE...

I am going to a spa/phatpharm on SSI for december 3rd - december 10th... There are dieticians there... Teach me the 100% proper way to eat, prepare my foods... Exercise clinic & the spa part is going to be FABULOUS...

I am going to re-do my thinking w/regards to foods... & My relationship to it...

Yes I have gained weight... Wow... Did not know it deserved SO MUCH FURTHER DISCUSSION REALLY?

But on the phone I say I am a BBW... So who am I hurting?

Yes I am going to update my photos on my website IN THE NEW YEAR...

It sounds like I am procrastinating **BUT** Skiing is happening, gifts shared (no chocolates LMAO) Things like that...

If you would like to assist me in my new year's goal of WEIGHTLOSS... Email me POSITIVES to keep me working on it... Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm U R A BIG FAT... is not a positive... Altho anger is an incentive LMAO!!! Makes you go for 5 more k.m. Tis Xmas time... Gift me w/Gym memberships... Your favorite diet book... Recipes of great weight loss... techniques... Positive thoughts mini-books... Yes it is a battle I am going to be doing in 2005... Wish me luck...

I gained the weight... because of a 4 year relationship went sour... It sounds like I am pointing a finger outwards... I accept it Now. He was wretched. But I TRULY thought he was THE ONE. & It crushed me. BUT I AM BACK.

& MassageGirl Rocks. Yes we worked together & she was a hoot. To work w/& oooooooooooooooooooooh we have still a connection to this day. Yah S/P are so EVIL aren't they? LOL I still have the card she signed in her corny way & pictures of my going away party. 3 of the girls I worked w/there I am still in touch w/. They are beautiful women. & I have seen them MANY SIZES & now its my turn.

You want a bigger woman? You want me to engulf you? Pick me... Its that simple.

But it won't continue to be that way in 2005. I will be the one soaring around on the cross-trainer bike all over the Lower Mainland... W/R... Parks all over & yep, the dalmatian, sometimes, too (he doesn't do bikes too well). Tends to be RIGHT IN FRONT... So it looks like I am doing a bad circus act LOL!

I also applied for SWAN lol! So look out world... Size 6 WILL be in my future...

& If anyone desires a more adult workout? I have a full-sized gym in my home... So if you ever desire to workout NAKED!!! We can bounce off the calories together... But new toys of gym workout nature are **ALWAYS** appreciatted. Or workout DVD's... Actually I have found that the corniness of Richard Simmons gets me off my computer chair hahahaa

I know exactly WHO s/j is... Have had the misfortune to meet the fellow... & Yes I became his numeru uno hated HO...

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

& Besides that... I am not the First S/P to change my name... OMG Like let's talk about something substantial... Like did you Hear?????????????



Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell supposedly broke up over the weekend... They were my Eternal Golden Couple... Now that makes me re-think the search for Prince Charming... Altho... KURT RUSSELL & HIS DIMPLES & BLUE EYES ARE SINGLE hahahaha

Carlotta
P.S. A very important person to me has this as his favorite saying & I think it very well fits for here... & My weight "Get over it" Sometimes he adds the word "Already."

Now lets check out Kurt Russell *eg*


Carlotta

 

[DDawGG]

and the truth shall set you free


woooohoooooooo

way to go Carlotta!!!!

 

[BabyBelle]

Alot of those pics in the ad with ssshawna's pics and Carlotta's name, are uber fake.

I've seen pics of both Shawna and Carlotta, and neither of them look anything like that, let alone as skinny as the pics portray them to be =/

 

[carlotta]

My true pictures are on my Carlotta Site... Ms. Meowwwwwwww LOL!

Also in the New Year... My photographer, web page designer & I have made the resolution that we will be updating the photos... Monthly... W/a different "theme" each month... Not sure... "what" January will be... But February is "easy"... 'the month o'love..."

Also I just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone (some were the BIGGEST surprises WHO(m) they were **giggle**) in well wishes for my Goal of the New Year!!! Thank YOU for the words of inspiration...

And many have asked where they can drop off fitness equipment/fitness books/dvd's... ANONYMOUSLY... I have a post office box address... Just either PM or Email me once again & I can give it to you!!!

Once again, THANK YOU all for the many words of encouragement!!! Tonight I feel enpowered

Carlotta