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Oldfart

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Does anybody know of a good place to park your car for some hot and heavy daytime action? Someplace with a slim to none likelihood of passing children, neighbours or local constabulary to squelch the passion.

Please don't suggest someplace out in the boonies: Surrey, Coquitlam, or anywhere east of the Fraser River are just too far away to be practical.

I -- or rather my buddy, Jeff (yeah, that's it) -- needs a spot preferably in Southeast Vancouver for some noon-time hanky-panky in his car with a short-time companion. I suppose it could be as far west as south Granville, or as far east as west Burnaby. Or maybe north Richmond.

Any suggestions?
 
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Might I suggest that any responses be sent to Oldfart via PM? The last thing you'll want is to have an audience of PERBerts (or worse LE) hanging around waiting for you...;)
 

henryhill

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Its true. It is the daytime and your chances of not being seen are slim to none. Get a feckin room already. Or wait until night fall.
 

hitrack

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I never cruise in the day time, just to botchy.
 

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the top level of many parking garages ... no one wants to park up there so its often deserted. there may be some cars, but they are usually the 'longer term' ones and what are the chances that they will be getting their car right then?

second to UBC lot as well ... mostly students who will cheer on your efforts. just don't park under an administration building.

worse comes to worse, park anywhere but bring a newspaper ... crack it open and pretend to read while getting serviced ... offers some privacy and a reason to be sitting in your car for a while.
 

Oldfart

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My buddy Jeff says UBC is too far away, but he likes the parking garage suggestion. Anybody with specifics, please PM me.
 

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Oldfart said:
Does anybody know of a good place to park your car for some hot and heavy daytime action? Someplace with a slim to none likelihood of passing children, neighbours or local constabulary to squelch the passion.

Please don't suggest someplace out in the boonies: Surrey, Coquitlam, or anywhere east of the Fraser River are just too far away to be practical.

I -- or rather my buddy, Jeff (yeah, that's it) -- needs a spot preferably in Southeast Vancouver for some noon-time hanky-panky in his car with a short-time companion. I suppose it could be as far west as south Granville, or as far east as west Burnaby. Or maybe north Richmond.

Any suggestions?
T&T parking lot at 1st and Renfrew.

:D
 

V1NC3

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i have tried the back of the superstore parking lot in richmond at no 3 road
it's pretty quite in the back and no cars at all and i did not get disturbed by anybody
 

Randy Whorewald

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Rent / borrow a commercial van. You know - the ones with no windows in the back.
 

sterling_stan

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Randy Whorewald said:
Rent / borrow a commercial van. You know - the ones with no windows in the back.
be sure to throw a piece of foam in the back to comfort her back while you are breaking yours
 

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Why don't you just go rent a room by the hour in any of the east Hasting's dive hotel's, once you've picked up your latest eastend crackwhore hooker slut?
 

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Oldfart said:
Does anybody know of a good place to park your car for some hot and heavy daytime action? Someplace with a slim to none likelihood of passing children, neighbours or local constabulary to squelch the passion.

Please don't suggest someplace out in the boonies: Surrey, Coquitlam, or anywhere east of the Fraser River are just too far away to be practical.

I -- or rather my buddy, Jeff (yeah, that's it) -- needs a spot preferably in Southeast Vancouver for some noon-time hanky-panky in his car with a short-time companion. I suppose it could be as far west as south Granville, or as far east as west Burnaby. Or maybe north Richmond.

Any suggestions?
The best places I've found that are highly discreet are cemeteries. No audience to speak of, lots of flowers all around, perverts or peeping toms generally don't frequent places like that, and they are usually open late. I've used them and have been very satisfied. Don't worry about the dead; they won't bother you...

Does that make me a pervert? :eek:
 

vancouverman

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CadMan said:
Some of those parking lots ..... are pretty empty now that ......
you guys have it all wrong .....

on an empty parking lot, you are visible from a distance .....
parking lot sounds fine, but park between the cars, just as one of many non descriptive parked cars .... as long as you won't rock it too much ... you can do it almost anywhere

:D
 

necko

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More than one x gf of mine liked sex outdoors, one like it in the car parked outside a church in the evening, another liked the drive-in theatre, another liked quickies road side in the country, or how about under a tree near a river, one of my fav's was in a parkade late at night. The idea of getting caught of course was part of the excitement. If caught with a sp likely get charged with trespasing, with a so likely sent home with a snicker:D
 
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