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mimi

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Reading this post reminded me of when all us office gals wanted to screw the short fellow with the balding head, portly belly and twinkly blue eyes...why? We couldn't figure it out, except he was soooo sexy; and the way he winked at us made us all cream our panties.

Six packs are vastly overrated. Women love confidence and personality.

Oh, and, fellows on this board don't need to be 'playahs', or whatever; all they have to do is pick up the phone or text and get a little relief...easy peasy!
 

sevenofnine

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Sorry but I find it a little funny.
I want to get laid so all the girls should just bend over for me.
God I wish it worked like that.

And I have never known life to be all that fair. So do you really reap what you sow. Does it really all balance out in the end.
Some how I doubt it.

Life is not at all fair,
But I think at some point you will get your chance at whatever, and you have to be ready for it,
you might not ever get another one.
And if your to busy whinning and boo whoing and crying why me, bla bla
Your chance will come and you won;t even notice it.
 

Dickson

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Sorry but I find it a little funny.
I want to get laid so all the girls should just bend over for me.
God I wish it worked like that.

And I have never known life to be all that fair. So do you really reap what you sow. Does it really all balance out in the end.
Some how I doubt it.

Life is not at all fair,
But I think at some point you will get your chance at whatever, and you have to be ready for it,
you might not ever get another one.
And if your to busy whinning and boo whoing and crying why me, bla bla
Your chance will come and you won;t even notice it.
Bang on 7of9 Life is anything but fair. It is what it is and you either use it or lose it.
 

uncleg

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Have you ever had a pie with no filling?

A Decent crust, very pretty, well baked but nothing of substance between the layers..Perhaps that's what women see when the look at you.

I like that.........
 

rickoshadows

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I wish I were gay. I could get laid tonight by a good looking young guy without even lifting a finger. In fact, I posted a gay ad on craigslist out of curiosity recently and got a ton of responses. Guys telling me they love my body and face and that they want to meet up asap.

Shows it's not me that's the problem.
Newsflash for you

The reason most giys are straight is because no other guy will fuck them.
 

NoSoundRain

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Ripped

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OP, your posts remind me, of a lot of 30+ guys in the gym, who think by pumping iron, getting a good body, walking around with your arms puffed out, chest pushed out, and a scowl on your face, that you are on the road to getting hot women beg to jump in bed with you!

You'd probably have more luck being short, bald, with a big gold necklass, a thick wallet, and a red ferrari

An er... yeah... relationship advise here?
 

connor666

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Yup, I adamantly echo what everyone else said, and you are a HUGE WHINY TURD.

You also definitely don't have any male friends as you couldn't even score their sloppy seconds or even thirsty thirds.
 

lenny

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your GF's panties
4.) Don't be The hedonist or theNarcissist. Quite honestly many women see past the good looks and a fake personality. Instantly
But i am a hedonist. All i want in life is pussy, tits & ass. Should i pray to Hayzus to make me born again?

I could fake being a White Knight who puts my coat in the mud for ladies to walk on. I'm sure many girls fall for, and give it up to, guys playing games like that.


5.) Fucking smile and be confident. Talking to ladies can be great if you follow very simple rules.
a) It's not about you. It's about them In other words Talk to them about them and let them talk about themselves. Keep it simple then keep your mouth shut. Until you need to talk. Divert and change focus.
I'm bored to tears already before this act has even begun. Can't i just be myself?

It's not about them, it's about my dick getting deep inside their mouth and puss.

A deaf & dumb SP would suit me perfectly. Or one that is English challenged.


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bcneil

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Time to stop feeding the troll.

You can usually pick out trolls over losers, because their stories don't match up.
 

bcneil

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Troll and loser is not a mutually exclusive concept.
True, but lets take a guy like sarging joe45. His online persona is a whiny Asian guy, early 20s, who pretends he is good with women, but really isn't.
But it seems like a real person. I believe there really is this guy who tries and tries and always fails.

Now the OP. He claims to be a 4.0 gpa university science student. Thats really something! Smart guy.
Yet when he comes here to cry about girls not wanting him. He asks why, and tells us he has abs, good looking, good hair...........

Someone with a gifted scientific mind, would know providing all your positives, in order to find a deficiency, is not a good way to acquire information.
He has made several rude misogynistic comments. A scientific mind would at least be aware of this, and therefore conclude that along with his attitude is why he can't get women.

I am a science guy myself, boring math degrees. I went to college with a lot of guys that weren't great with women. But they were all smart guys, and all knew exactly the reasons why. None of them would ever think something like "I have nice hair.....why dont women want me....."
 

bcneil

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Yeah, so it seems reasonable to me that the guy is both a troll and loser and probably a liar too..
Yes. I think all trolls are losers, but not all losers are trolls.

Take his other thread about if SPs like older or younger men. When he gets replies along the lines of......sometimes older men are better conversationists, easier going, more worldly, have more money......he comes back with NO JUST BASED ON LOOKS.

This is not something a straight A university science student would have to ask.
 
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