Due to popular demand I will do a REVIEW.
I know it's my first but I am a long time lurker and honestly have an awful pooning career. If you want I can give a list of my experiences in all their entertaining glory if the demand is sufficient.
So here I am at home. Horny as a devil going through backpage and candys advertisement caught my eye. It also caught my penises eye. I decided to text her and like lickalot commented, she answers quick. We get to talking and realize were both young. She is very new to the business. She doesn't even know the standard rates or anything. She was picking arbitrary numbers and couldn't give me a straightforward answer on restrictions because she doesn't seem to actually know the norm. Anyways, I digress. I then tell her I can come by the next morning which her agree to at the bargain bargain wal mart price of $100 for an hour because I am her first customer. After arriving at the in call, I get to the door and proceed to call and she tells me to come right in. The house is a duplex and I enter into one of the doors. She actually doesn't live there but her friend is letting her use a room. I get upstairs and I honestly thought I was going to get robbed. It felt like I was walking into a crack house and what do I see? Well but of course! A girl that looks like a crackhead! The first picture in candys ADD looks more like her. She had gnarly teeth that only sugar, nonexistent hygiene, or a bat to the face could buy. Being the horny gentleman I am, I still went for it. Basically we had sex. I actually thought I was gonna get robbed because she couldn't keep still. Always walking around and talking clearly on some sort of drug but more so weed. It ends up she's just a total newb who was actually kinda nervous and not sure what to do. Anyways her add might still be up but I don't think she's doing it anymore because the phone isn't hers and she got kicked out of the house.
And there you have it folks. A tale fit for a king.
PS sorry for any spelling mistakes. Writing on phone.
