Hi guys, I'm a brand newb to this pastime, and I'm wondering if there's any seasoned pooning veterens who have been in the trenches and might have some intel on ladies that would match what I'm looking for.
Let me start by saying that I'm not trying to be lazy; I've searched many many ads on several different sites. I don't need you to point me to an ad and say "she looks hot, try her?" I've seen oodles of ads of attractive girls, but I'm nervous about just picking the chick with the hottest pictures. I understand there is a high likelyhood that I get completely duped, so I'm hoping that somebody here will have insider information on a lady or two and will save me from getting wtf pwned.
I've seen a couple threads here in escort 411 where the original poster asked "do you guys know of any good sps in vancouver?" These queries rarely get much response, probabaly because there are hundreds of good sps in Vancouver, how could anybody single out just one. Since these threads tend to drift around aimlessly for eternity, not unlike an astronaut's organic waste after it's ejected from a space shuttle, I will try to keep my search as detailed as possible. I don't expect to find a flawless princess who is equiped with every attribute I'm looking for, as well as a degree in molecular physics, for the sale price of a roll of gift wrap on boxing day, but I am going to list everything that would appeal to me anyways, in hopes of satisfying as many "wants" as possible.
I'll start with the stuff that's the most important to me, and finish with the things that would be little bonuses.
-I'm 24 years old, 5'7, and 150lbs, and I would like her to be younger, shorter, and lighter than I am.
-While I don't have a specific budget that I have to stay under, the less a visit costs the more often I can partake. Her rates would be a huge factor in my decision. (hh or hr)
-I love firm breasts. Big ones. Enhanced pairs look great. So do some natural sets. I just really enjoy the look of a tiny girl with a substantial rack.
-I am Caucasian myself, and I tend to be attracted to white girls, although I'm openminded to Latino or Asain varieties (the idea of a hairy pussy does frighten me a smidge though).
-I have an awesome place with a really warm indoor pool/hot tub all to myself for the next couple weeks, and it would be a plus to find a girl willing to do outcalls to Surrey.
-being new to this, MSOG is a must. Otherwise it would be over waayyy too fast, lol. (althought I'd imagine any girl would be willing to negotiate on this)
-other menu items that would add value to me, but aren't deal breakers:
-bbbj
-greek (I'm only about 5")
-a little kissing
-Any hair colour is pretty. A few tattoos and piercings wouldn't be enough to turn me away. I personally don't smoke, but as long as it's not glaringly obvious, it doesn't concern me too much.
There you go Santa Clause. That's my wish list. If you've had a positive experiance with a slim young girl who meets even a few of the other requests, please let me know. Thanks a bunch guys.
Let me start by saying that I'm not trying to be lazy; I've searched many many ads on several different sites. I don't need you to point me to an ad and say "she looks hot, try her?" I've seen oodles of ads of attractive girls, but I'm nervous about just picking the chick with the hottest pictures. I understand there is a high likelyhood that I get completely duped, so I'm hoping that somebody here will have insider information on a lady or two and will save me from getting wtf pwned.
I've seen a couple threads here in escort 411 where the original poster asked "do you guys know of any good sps in vancouver?" These queries rarely get much response, probabaly because there are hundreds of good sps in Vancouver, how could anybody single out just one. Since these threads tend to drift around aimlessly for eternity, not unlike an astronaut's organic waste after it's ejected from a space shuttle, I will try to keep my search as detailed as possible. I don't expect to find a flawless princess who is equiped with every attribute I'm looking for, as well as a degree in molecular physics, for the sale price of a roll of gift wrap on boxing day, but I am going to list everything that would appeal to me anyways, in hopes of satisfying as many "wants" as possible.
I'll start with the stuff that's the most important to me, and finish with the things that would be little bonuses.
-I'm 24 years old, 5'7, and 150lbs, and I would like her to be younger, shorter, and lighter than I am.
-While I don't have a specific budget that I have to stay under, the less a visit costs the more often I can partake. Her rates would be a huge factor in my decision. (hh or hr)
-I love firm breasts. Big ones. Enhanced pairs look great. So do some natural sets. I just really enjoy the look of a tiny girl with a substantial rack.
-I am Caucasian myself, and I tend to be attracted to white girls, although I'm openminded to Latino or Asain varieties (the idea of a hairy pussy does frighten me a smidge though).
-I have an awesome place with a really warm indoor pool/hot tub all to myself for the next couple weeks, and it would be a plus to find a girl willing to do outcalls to Surrey.
-being new to this, MSOG is a must. Otherwise it would be over waayyy too fast, lol. (althought I'd imagine any girl would be willing to negotiate on this)
-other menu items that would add value to me, but aren't deal breakers:
-bbbj
-greek (I'm only about 5")
-a little kissing
-Any hair colour is pretty. A few tattoos and piercings wouldn't be enough to turn me away. I personally don't smoke, but as long as it's not glaringly obvious, it doesn't concern me too much.
There you go Santa Clause. That's my wish list. If you've had a positive experiance with a slim young girl who meets even a few of the other requests, please let me know. Thanks a bunch guys.
