I've kept thinking about bringing my own towel, but it will look kinda odd-ward when buzzing up the condo what not. Do any of you guy's do this? If so do you put it in a backpack or????
You should bring your own blanky too Linus.I've kept thinking about bringing my own towel, but it will look kinda odd-ward when buzzing up the condo what not. Do any of you guy's do this? If so do you put it in a backpack or????
Wow. I guess if I lived in a burrow I would concern myself with such things as well. I find being well dressed and polite works very well. And showering when I arrive. It's good to know that mouthwash includes Listerine etc. though. I wasn't aware of that. I thought mouthwash, was, well, just mouthwash. But good to know the Badger recommended brands.My discreet Fun Back pack:
Contents:
Some of the time depending on who I'm seeing:
Fresh set of underwear/ shirt. Ladies like to be able to take stuff off you too. Nothing more disgusting that going back into your used stuff after a shower.
Towel (depending on whether the Incall has great towels or not lol) ** sometimes**
A gift for the lady (usually a hot piece of lingerie.
Condoms: Usually 2 packs. My favorite latex and a pack of poly in case the lady has latex issues.
vibrator.. or toy new in unopened package!
Dental dams for CDATY / Scissors to cut condoms if no Dental dams are in you bag..lol
Mouthwash (Listerine etc)
Bottle of wine. (sometimes)
Showersoap.
Shave either earlier in the day or the day before so knicks have a chance to heal. Scruffy beards to some ladies aren't a turn orn.
Anything else you need. Envelopes for donation drop.
You're a real trooper, Hatrick, but who doesn't know that! More power to ya! :clap2:Some gals don't even have toilet paper, I noticed the younger the less prepared, bring your own bag and you won't be disappointed. You can always take a shower and if they have nothing dry off with a shirt done this plenty of times!
Me too. The strong scent allergic reaction often involves a flying frying pan.My own towel and my own brand of shower soap are always with me.
Some of the soap the SP's buy is too strong smelling and I do not like strong scents on women or men. It sets off allergies for me.
Your S O believes you need more iron in your diet?Me too. The strong scent allergic reaction often involves a flying frying pan.
If you actually looked up the definition of the word "smarmy" in a real dictionary instead of the urban one I think you would find it is a more accurate description of your reviews than of me. But I can't discount the Urban Dictionary entirely. To my utter amazement, I looked for a definition of 'badger john' and, I have to admit, it was spot on. I would post a link, but most people on this board are intelligent enough to find it on their own.You've always got to be such a smarmy sort of person on here and always have such readied banter don't you.
A real Smarmy sort of chap: urbandictionary/define Smarmy
Possibly. Better that than a dumb ass though.Quite the smart ass Boneman.. you're quite the smart ass..
Have you ever heard the expression 'brevity is the soul of wit.' It took me less than 10 words to get you on a diatribe about who's been banned, hijacking threads, etc. If this thread has been hijacked, you are as responsible as anyone else. You have no brevity and no wit. You are long winded though. I will give you that.I Wouldn't know as you keep opening your mouth and removing all doubt. A Dumb ass / smart ass combo. What else do you bring? A lack of wit, annoyance, and a true sense of irritation. Ahhh yes a real lethal weapon.
Banned once for being an over annoyance and piling on creating more drama than was necessary. Unfortunately I suppose you didn't learn from that. I guess your need to hijack threads with your extra comments will constantly go on.
Based on that long winded response I can only assume you still don't understand what the expression means. Despite your quick google search.Ahhh and yet again you attempt to spin it around again. Good for you spin master.
Brevity is the soul of wit. Perhaps you should learn a bit before making the comment. For you. But you could look it up on the net.
Hamlet Act 2, scene 2, 86–92 W. Shakespeare
Polonius:
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
What day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time;
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief. Your noble son is mad. . . .
Polonius, right-hand man of Hamlet's stepfather, King Claudius, has been employed to spy on the prince and report on his very odd behavior. As Polonius begins to deliver to the king and queen the results of his investigation, he embarks on this windy preface. Besides being nonsensical, his speech is self-contradictory: he wastes plenty of time denouncing the time wasted by rhetorical speechifying.
"Brevity is the soul of wit" has become a standard English proverb; in the process, its context has been somewhat neglected. Polonius, though he has high opinions indeed of his "wit" (that is, acumen), is the least brief and one of the least "witty" characters in the play. Freud aptly referred to Polonius as "the old chatterbox" in Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious.
My god that's perfect polonius is Boneman. Boneman is a real life Polonius. Gee thanks enotes for the reference. Lol
I always use the towel that is provided to me. If your more comfortable bringing your own towel (or blanket), soap, etc. than you should bring it along. I don't think any of the ladies would mind at all. :nod:I've kept thinking about bringing my own towel, but it will look kinda odd-ward when buzzing up the condo what not. Do any of you guy's do this? If so do you put it in a backpack or????