You park your car nearby, walk-in. There is an upstairs or a downstairs, pick either. I'm lazy so I like to go downstairs. There'll be a photo album of gals you can pick from, they'll tell you who is busy.
You book a room for 30, 45 or 60 minutes. Frankly, I think booking for 60 minutes or longer is just plain rude since you keep the girl busy for twice as long and the tip is maybe, what, 20 bucks more? So you can sit in a tub and turn into a prune? No thanks.
But, I digress. When you pick the girl they'll take you to a room. They'll turn on a tub. You get undressed, and if there is a shower in the room rinse off and then hop in the tub. A girl will come in about 5-10 mins later and ask if you want a drink. They offer non-alcoholic beverages. Which sucks. She'll come back and hop in the tub with you wearing a bathing suit. She'll rub your legs, make small talk.
Then you'll get out and you'll lay on your bed on your stomach. She'll massage your back awhile until she asks you to turn over to do the front.
Tips used to be 40/60 for half-hour sessions but now seem to be 60/80 for newbies and suckers like me.
When your time is up and you're all done she'll offer you a fresh towel so you can shower in room or in one of the open showers down the hall (they're closed, but you have to do the walk of shame). Then you get dressed once you get as much oil off as possible and head out the door. After going out the door, find your car, turn the ignition, check for traffic and pull-out.
P.S. Blaze how can you have been on here for over 2 years and not gone to a rub n' tug yet? Seriously, I'm pretty sure that's where we all got our start. For an idea of what might go on rent the Canadian classic "The Rise and Fall of the American Empire" or the more recent Canadian "comedy" "Rub & Tug"
