Hey -- a spoof article good enough to have been worthy of "
The Onion" in it's heyday...
It's a real shame that The Onion has gone so drastically downhill over the last few years -- at it's best, it was brilliant. Used to give me belly laughs on a weekly basis; nowadays months can go by without it eliciting a chuckle from me. I guess all their best writers went on to write for "The Daily Show" or something.
My favourite Onion headline from way back was:
"Plucky Canada Has Own Government, Currency" 