Back in December I crossed the border for my first time ever and visited Vancouver for a week, and there's something I thought I'd share with everyone. You guys have some damn fine looking chicks up there!
I've spent my whole life in So Cal, and I've been raised to believe that Cali has the hottest people around, but now I'm not so sure that stereotype is very true any more. Don't get me wrong, there are some very beautiful chicks down here, but there are also a whole hell of a lot of ugly ones. I think it really hit home when I was boarding the southbound train in Seattle on my way back from Canada, I looked around me and noticed practically everyone was fat, really fat. I mean it was like I entered the land of the giants or something. It was so weird that going just a little over a hundred miles would make such a difference in the looks of the average person. How the hell can that be?
I thought it might just be because I was in a train station, maybe less attractive people ride the train, maybe the hot ones just fly. So I forgot about it and cruised home.
Now back in So Cal about two days later I went to the local mall. It hit me again! While in Vancouver I spent a lot of time in Lougheed Mall, and upon getting back to So Cal I visited my own local rip-off center and what a difference it was. The shoppers were larger and on average significantly less attractive!
I wondered why it might be. We're really not that far apart, why the huge difference in looks? But maybe it's not about distance. Maybe Canadians just plain get off their asses and are more active than we Americans.
Maybe it also has a little to do with our Minority population. I know this is about as politically incorrect as one can get, but you guys have the Asians which tend to be thin. We have the Mexicans, which tend to be, well, supersized. They also tend to have large families. Large in both senses that is...
Maybe it's because down here the ugly ones tend to reproduce more. I can't say how many times I've seen some of the ugliest women, and sure as shit they're pushing a stroller, or walking through Wal*Mart with their ugly kid(s). I didn't see that in Vancouver.
But whatever the reason, I now know Cali doesn't have the best looking people in the world. Maybe Cali just has the best looking people in the US. I've been to Texas, and it's pretty bad down there. I can't really say for sure, I don't have nearly enough world traveling experience to truly report just which place really is the best. But I can say this, congratulations to all you Vancouver dwellers, you guys have the hottest chicks I've ever seen.
Can't wait to get back up there some day.
PS: Why do you guys refer to soda as "pop". WTF is up with that? I thought only people from the South called it "pop." It's called soda, or Coke, or a soft drink. Not POP!
--Sorry, I had to get that one out of the system as well!
I've spent my whole life in So Cal, and I've been raised to believe that Cali has the hottest people around, but now I'm not so sure that stereotype is very true any more. Don't get me wrong, there are some very beautiful chicks down here, but there are also a whole hell of a lot of ugly ones. I think it really hit home when I was boarding the southbound train in Seattle on my way back from Canada, I looked around me and noticed practically everyone was fat, really fat. I mean it was like I entered the land of the giants or something. It was so weird that going just a little over a hundred miles would make such a difference in the looks of the average person. How the hell can that be?
I thought it might just be because I was in a train station, maybe less attractive people ride the train, maybe the hot ones just fly. So I forgot about it and cruised home.
Now back in So Cal about two days later I went to the local mall. It hit me again! While in Vancouver I spent a lot of time in Lougheed Mall, and upon getting back to So Cal I visited my own local rip-off center and what a difference it was. The shoppers were larger and on average significantly less attractive!
I wondered why it might be. We're really not that far apart, why the huge difference in looks? But maybe it's not about distance. Maybe Canadians just plain get off their asses and are more active than we Americans.
Maybe it also has a little to do with our Minority population. I know this is about as politically incorrect as one can get, but you guys have the Asians which tend to be thin. We have the Mexicans, which tend to be, well, supersized. They also tend to have large families. Large in both senses that is...
Maybe it's because down here the ugly ones tend to reproduce more. I can't say how many times I've seen some of the ugliest women, and sure as shit they're pushing a stroller, or walking through Wal*Mart with their ugly kid(s). I didn't see that in Vancouver.
But whatever the reason, I now know Cali doesn't have the best looking people in the world. Maybe Cali just has the best looking people in the US. I've been to Texas, and it's pretty bad down there. I can't really say for sure, I don't have nearly enough world traveling experience to truly report just which place really is the best. But I can say this, congratulations to all you Vancouver dwellers, you guys have the hottest chicks I've ever seen.
Can't wait to get back up there some day.
PS: Why do you guys refer to soda as "pop". WTF is up with that? I thought only people from the South called it "pop." It's called soda, or Coke, or a soft drink. Not POP!
--Sorry, I had to get that one out of the system as well!