I never really got the idea of buying a mother's day gift for a wife, but I think I need to do it this year because of an exchange I had with mine last year on father's day:
Me: The economy is rough, so instead of buying me a gift for father's day you can just give me a blowjob.
Wife: Why should I give you a gift at all, you're my husband, not my father!
Me: So you're gonna give him a blowjob then?
Wife: Okay, okay.
Me: The economy is rough, so instead of buying me a gift for father's day you can just give me a blowjob.
Wife: Why should I give you a gift at all, you're my husband, not my father!
Me: So you're gonna give him a blowjob then?
Wife: Okay, okay.
