Was just talking to a person who never buys lotto tickets and they were talking about what they would spend the 32million on.
It reminded of a joke that had me kicking the lacing out of my pappoose.
This father is praying for financial help to save his son.
"Dear lord, let me win the lotto and have enough to pay for the operation to save my son. My wife and I love him so much and it'll break our hearts if he dies."
Night after night the father prays. More desperately each night.
Finally he asks God, "My lord, why won't you help us? I tithe, I go to church, I obey your commandments and live a Christian Life."
Suddenly there is the crackle of lightening and a voice like thunder says "SO BUY A TICKET ALREADY, YOU CHEAP BASTARD"
It reminded of a joke that had me kicking the lacing out of my pappoose.
This father is praying for financial help to save his son.
"Dear lord, let me win the lotto and have enough to pay for the operation to save my son. My wife and I love him so much and it'll break our hearts if he dies."
Night after night the father prays. More desperately each night.
Finally he asks God, "My lord, why won't you help us? I tithe, I go to church, I obey your commandments and live a Christian Life."
Suddenly there is the crackle of lightening and a voice like thunder says "SO BUY A TICKET ALREADY, YOU CHEAP BASTARD"
