Bumper Stickers

[Randy Whorewald]

Subject: Top 20 Bumper Stickers for Women

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

 

[SFMIKE]

I thought I would be very clever and start a thread on bumper stickers. But, luckily I did a search and found this so nobody would get on me for starting a new one if I just added these:



"Homer Alaska:
A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem"



And, in honor of our "down, but not out brother, GBM", I offer this"

"There is a village in Texas that is missing its idiot."

 

[JustAGuy]

I spotted my all time favorite a couple of years back on a car parked in Osborne Village here in Winnipeg: "I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay". I thought it took a certain amount of derring-do to put that on one's car, given the number of homophobic yokels that are wandering the streets.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

How about:

"SUCK MY DRUNK, I'M DICK"

"I'M TIRED OF ALL THE BUSHIT"

"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
… DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES DO"

 

[westwoody]

"He who dies with the most toys is dead"

 

[kokanee_68]

my bumper..

bought a new (to me) shaggin wagon about 3 months ago... it came with the following bumper sticker already attached.


D.A.M.N --- Drunks Against Mad Mothers


I left it .

 

[Randy Whorewald]

bought a new (to me) shaggin wagon about 3 months ago... it came with the following bumper sticker already attached.


D.A.M.N --- Drunks Against Mad Mothers


I left it .

ha ha - good one kokanee. But shouldn't that be D.A.M.M.??

 

[kokanee_68]

yep..my mistake.

 

[Verb]

"I may be slow.....But atleast I'm ahead of You!"

 

[Curious Boy]

some of my favs

 

[taz]

Only Users Loose Drugs

 

[H.Miller]

Maybe you would drive better-- if that cellphone was shoved up your ass.

 

[HoneyHunter]

"Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweatty things"

"Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken."

(Appologies in advance to anyone who takes offence but it was too good to leave out)...
"Jesus is comming: Spit or Swallow"

 

[Niceguy78]

This one could go on Kokanee 68s bumper. "Don't laugh, it might be your daughter inside"