"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Editing is a rewording activity.
