Brooklynn of Elite

Bueller

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A few weeks ago, I stopped in atElite Retreat. I was greeted at the door by a beautiful brunette receptionist who brought me into a comfortable and well decorated waiting room. As I was innocently thumbing through the copy of Kama Sutra, the lineup began. While the women were attractive, I mostly wasn't interested.

That is, until Brooklynn silhoutted the frosted glass door. I stood up, greeted her, and agreed to stay for a session. The receptionist returned, brought me into a room, took the fee, and started the shower.

I feel I should mention something about the shower. On the site, it certainly looks interesting. Even in person, it's really quite impressive. However, once inside, I felt I was trapped in a Borg device that could potentially spray water at me from any given direction at any given time. I'm not often outsmarted by a water source, but I was content to not have angered it. As I was towelling off, Brooklyn entered.

First, the ugly stats:
Looks: 7/10
Attitude: 7/10
Service: 7/10

The pictures of Brooklynn are accurate, if a bit dated. She's just as pretty in person as in the pictures, but between then and now are a few kids. Large, firm fake tits. I don't doubt her when she says she's working her way back to trim, and she certainly looks good now. But for those unfamiliar with a mommy belly, be forewarned.

I found Brooklynn to be ease to chat with. She's frank and intelligent, and was as comfortable talking to me as I was to her. When we realized our personal lives may intersect, there was no discomfort at all, just a matter of fact sort of thing.

After some chitchat, she began the massage. As my pleasure has never hinged upon the quality of a massage, I really didn't invest that much brain mass into the event. I do enjoy a good bodyslide, but there wasn't much of one present. A few minutes in, came the flip.

She perfunctorily donned the dome, and began what should have been an incredibly CBJ. Good technique, eye contact, and DT. She eagerly agreed to 69. Usually, at the start of a shift change, this is the best time for that -- get there before the crowd, as it were. Unfortunately, I don't think she had chance to properly shower off before coming in to work, and I was greeted by a bit of a sour ass smell.

After a few more minutes of this, we transitioned into CG. Few minutes more of that, then she offered doggy but I wanted mish. I enquired into MSOG but was told that was only on the menu for repeats.

All told, what should have been an amazing session just felt sort of flat. Her BJ skills were above par, but there was something missing. And that, 40 minutes from entry to departure of the parlour, I didn't feel as satisfied as I could have been. While I'm not really disappointed with OSOG, with 20 minutes left on the clock, I'd like something to compensate. Is a 5 minute snuggle not on the menu any more?
 

jdtipper

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So just to be clear. Was that a SOUR ASS smell.... or a sour ASS smell??
Either way, mmmm good

Also I'm curious as to when the clock starts? Is it the second you walk in the room, or is it after the girl ones back from her 10 minute power nap?
If the latter, you should have asked for some money back, since it was only a 30 minute session, and not 60.
 

Dark_Knight

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So just to be clear. Was that a SOUR ASS smell.... or a sour ASS smell??
Either way, mmmm good

Also I'm curious as to when the clock starts? Is it the second you walk in the room, or is it after the girl ones back from her 10 minute power nap?
If the latter, you should have asked for some money back, since it was only a 30 minute session, and not 60.
The time I saw brooklynn, I waited at LEAST 15 minutes for her (not including the couple minutes I was early). She was not in the room until 15 minutes past the hour... I almost left.

Beuler, what was the damage for the session?
 

HB40

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Ha Ha Ha thats evil, She was on my to-do list , I guess i will X her off
Well I know my ass is no garden, kind of a forest really, I'm just glad the ladies are more forgiving than we are. :eek:

I'm thinking a shower session with Brooklyn might be nice, you know they got seats and hand rails and knobs and buttons and all kinds of do-dads in those things! :)
 

longdong2005

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You should have dfk her after the daty maybe next time she will wash her asshole before she gos into the room.
A few weeks ago, I stopped in atElite Retreat. I was greeted at the door by a beautiful brunette receptionist who brought me into a comfortable and well decorated waiting room. As I was innocently thumbing through the copy of Kama Sutra, the lineup began. While the women were attractive, I mostly wasn't interested.

That is, until Brooklynn silhoutted the frosted glass door. I stood up, greeted her, and agreed to stay for a session. The receptionist returned, brought me into a room, took the fee, and started the shower.

I feel I should mention something about the shower. On the site, it certainly looks interesting. Even in person, it's really quite impressive. However, once inside, I felt I was trapped in a Borg device that could potentially spray water at me from any given direction at any given time. I'm not often outsmarted by a water source, but I was content to not have angered it. As I was towelling off, Brooklyn entered.

First, the ugly stats:
Looks: 7/10
Attitude: 7/10
Service: 7/10

The pictures of Brooklynn are accurate, if a bit dated. She's just as pretty in person as in the pictures, but between then and now are a few kids. Large, firm fake tits. I don't doubt her when she says she's working her way back to trim, and she certainly looks good now. But for those unfamiliar with a mommy belly, be forewarned.

I found Brooklynn to be ease to chat with. She's frank and intelligent, and was as comfortable talking to me as I was to her. When we realized our personal lives may intersect, there was no discomfort at all, just a matter of fact sort of thing.

After some chitchat, she began the massage. As my pleasure has never hinged upon the quality of a massage, I really didn't invest that much brain mass into the event. I do enjoy a good bodyslide, but there wasn't much of one present. A few minutes in, came the flip.

She perfunctorily donned the dome, and began what should have been an incredibly CBJ. Good technique, eye contact, and DT. She eagerly agreed to 69. Usually, at the start of a shift change, this is the best time for that -- get there before the crowd, as it were. Unfortunately, I don't think she had chance to properly shower off before coming in to work, and I was greeted by a bit of a sour ass smell.

After a few more minutes of this, we transitioned into CG. Few minutes more of that, then she offered doggy but I wanted mish. I enquired into MSOG but was told that was only on the menu for repeats.

All told, what should have been an amazing session just felt sort of flat. Her BJ skills were above par, but there was something missing. And that, 40 minutes from entry to departure of the parlour, I didn't feel as satisfied as I could have been. While I'm not really disappointed with OSOG, with 20 minutes left on the clock, I'd like something to compensate. Is a 5 minute snuggle not on the menu any more?
 

wolverine

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The pictures of Brooklynn are accurate, if a bit dated. She's just as pretty in person as in the pictures, but between then and now are a few kids. Large, firm fake tits. I don't doubt her when she says she's working her way back to trim, and she certainly looks good now. But for those unfamiliar with a mommy belly, be forewarned.
I believe her pics are from a few years ago when she was an internet porn model known as Hot Rikki.
 

Bueller

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Hmmm...I have had several interactive duos with Brooklynn and never encounted any odours once....? I would direct this review to Brooklynn's attention, but she has recently re-located back home to another province. She asked me to thank all of her clients for their visits, and will announce her visit if she schedules any to Edmonton in the future.
Sorry, guess I should clarify.

I think that, as it was the start of her shift, she just hadn't had her shower yet. It didn't seem to be a chronic ass stink.
 
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