BROOKLYANN? can any one give any review or experience.
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there is a website called 'tineye' where you can paste the url of a webpage containing a picture into a search window and the website will compare the picture against its database. the picture of brooklyann turns up 37 places on the internet where there are identical pictures. sp's that steal pictures off the web and post them as their own are generally dishonest women and are not to be trusted to give you a satisfactory session. i would avoid.
thanks again perb. longer sessions with pros are always so extremely expensive but ive met some non pros that would do four hours for a similar price and were cute college girl types. this witch seems like an over nighter is her ideal date cause then she doesnt have to walk the street all night. scary.
U can tell by her ad (the psychotic writing style) that she's a freak. Emailed her 2x re the FAKE pic she posts, but no response. She gives reputable sp's a BAD name. Sorry bout your experience Steve.
And here I was being quiet about her thinking maybe it was me. Im new and dont want to get a bad rep... but Wow dejavu reading this ! Recap of mistake # 1 (of 2) for me.. so dito, well thats other than the wanting to shoot my dick off...just not into the whole pain thing lol
I SO wanted to get into it, as it was like my 3rd poontime but first in the comfort of my own home, so candles lit, tunes going, fire, made martinis... but ultimately dissapointed. She had 2 condoms (whew) only other real differences were the times, so about 25 mins in bathroom with make up smeared on bathroom counter before excusing herself... she said she had a call that she had to leave, and about 25 mins early for the 2 hr visit.
The ammended rules from phone conversation were basically only a few kisses, same dont touch hard, blahh blahh, basically lets do nothing but a cbj and missionary.. so it seemed as I did not ask for anything more after the I did not have GFE on my website, you want one of those... but being new I did not ask for much when touching was practically off limits... note I was showered (hair still wet, and shaved and she even commented I have a really nice place.
Past experiences with others have all been great so I had no idea that I was in for a night like this. Then there is always the next one where the sp (whos name I do not remember) asked if I wanted to have a duo for extra pinky... nieve me let her go get her, yeah like holding onto the 50 made me feel better that she took off lol on me I guess... strike 2. Thus I came here to learn. Making sure the next is playfull and FUN !!
I SO wanted to get into it, as it was like my 3rd poontime but first in the comfort of my own home, so candles lit, tunes going, fire, made martinis... but ultimately dissapointed. She had 2 condoms (whew) only other real differences were the times, so about 25 mins in bathroom with make up smeared on bathroom counter before excusing herself... she said she had a call that she had to leave, and about 25 mins early for the 2 hr visit.
The ammended rules from phone conversation were basically only a few kisses, same dont touch hard, blahh blahh, basically lets do nothing but a cbj and missionary.. so it seemed as I did not ask for anything more after the I did not have GFE on my website, you want one of those... but being new I did not ask for much when touching was practically off limits... note I was showered (hair still wet, and shaved and she even commented I have a really nice place.
Past experiences with others have all been great so I had no idea that I was in for a night like this. Then there is always the next one where the sp (whos name I do not remember) asked if I wanted to have a duo for extra pinky... nieve me let her go get her, yeah like holding onto the 50 made me feel better that she took off lol on me I guess... strike 2. Thus I came here to learn. Making sure the next is playfull and FUN !!
OH MY GOD!!! BACK OFF JACK AND STAY AWAY!!! I screwed up and got screwed twice. She just left about an hour ago and I'm still lookin for a gun to shoot my dick off! This was my first experience with an SP off Craigs list. I figured her pic was always consistent, unlike a lot of others, so I would take a chance.
Let me begin........She sounded hot, young, bubbly, and exciting on the phone. We made arrangements for her to arrive at 2:30 and by 5:30 she still wasn't here. She did call 3 times with lame excuses like "got lost with GPS" and her driver, flakey Lloyd (she called him) had to stop for gas. Anyways, she arrived at 6.
I should have turned off the lights and not answered the door. She was wearing a white, I think, mini and jacket outfit with black knee high boots. The boots were nice but the white outfit looked like she had been rolling in the mud! Probably stopped at a local trough for a bite. She wanted to do 4 hours but we settled on 2 cause I had already waited almost 4 hours for her to show up. $250. Cheap enough but holy crap! NOTHING LIKE HER PIC!! Make-up looked like she put in on while riding the roller coaster. She went into the bathroom and came out 10 mins later half undressed and ready to go, sort of I guess. Into the bedroom and out come the rules and upsell. Nobody plays with the boobs, that's why they stay so nice. No rough stuff and no pinching, no touching here and no touching there. $40 more for BB. $100 more for greek. I passed both times out of fear. She wouldn't do top cause she had a kid 4 months ago and it hurts. When I finally saw point of entry, or port of call, depending on the size of the last battleship that docked and boarded, it was covered with toilet paper. I had to supply rubbers cause she thinks Lloyd had them. Upon boarding, Ow, ow, ow, I was too big. Anything over 4 inches would be too big I think. Round one ended with a half hearted release and a lot of whining and wincing on her part.
Off to the bathroom she goes to refresh. Comes out and tells me she has to give Lloyd $10 bucks so he can get a coffee while he waits for her. Out she goes and 2 mins later phones me and says, "Lloyd told her that her house was broken into and she has to go check it out". I figured she was already in the car and half way down the street so I listened to her promise to come back sometime and give me 2 hours for $100, said ya right, and hung up. Oh look, there goes another one of those damn flyin pigs!
Speaking of such, if this was truly Brooklyann, then there must have been some sort of holocaust between when she took the pic and when she showed up at my door!
I went into the bathroom after she left and it looked like she had taken a shower with the curtain open. Water all over the floor and wet towels laying all over.
She had a large scar on her leg above the knee and some sort of sores on her back. Most of the makeup came off after the first 3 bobs. Didn't even come close to taking it all the way in (oh ya, too big, I forgot). I was startin to feel sorry for her cause of all the faces she made.
If there is an original Brooklyann out there, she should post a current new pic, and maybe we can compare it with the one I took (oops, did I say that?). Oh well, shit happens. Speaking of that, again, STAY AWAY GUYS!!!! I TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM TONIGHT!
Wow I'm new here but that is one of the worst experiences I have heard about I'm going to try a studio tonight any recommendations ,my buddy used to do to the Diamond but it's been a while and he doesn't know if it's any good these days.I have been to the Merage but again it was years ago but all in all not a bad place.
A word of warning too - I think she's now posting under the name TIFFANY in Surrey/Lowermainland. CL - 2257
She's also got a friend with her - Cassidy.
It's the same pic and same scatter-brained ALL CAPS PRINTING that Brooklyann used. Never saw her, wanted to - but this site put a stop to that!
She's also got a friend with her - Cassidy.
It's the same pic and same scatter-brained ALL CAPS PRINTING that Brooklyann used. Never saw her, wanted to - but this site put a stop to that!
thank you guys for posting your nightmare experiences of this flaky bitch....
this is one of the great reasons for perb......to save other fellow pooners the same bad experience ,
so if other fellow pooners have a bad experience , do not hesitate to post it.... please.
we feel for you and thanks.
lets put these flaks outta business
this is one of the great reasons for perb......to save other fellow pooners the same bad experience ,
so if other fellow pooners have a bad experience , do not hesitate to post it.... please.
we feel for you and thanks.
lets put these flaks outta business
