Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But she didn't want it! So what we got now is the internet! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have got any in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you show me some hot SP and tell me it'll be four browns for somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not a fuckin' eunuch... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me perb, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I could quit you.
Brokeback Forum
- Thread starter FuZzYknUckLeS
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In Respect? of Brokeback ......
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the
bush.....you have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what
can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10
Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal,
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
ass is for."
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the
bush.....you have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what
can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10
Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal,
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
ass is for."
