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bubba101

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I have seen Breezy a couple of times and plan on seeing her on a regular basis. Her pics on ec. definitely don't do her justice. She is a very friendly and attractive lady and more than eager to please. She has a fairly open menu but always plays safe. She offers bj, allows daty (sweet tight little kitty that loves being licked ) and I believe for extra cost does anal. She really seems to get into her sessions and seems to be willing to try new experiences. Her apartment was clean and located in the grant park area

L=9
A=9
P=9
I would give her 10's but no one is perfect. lol
I have seen a few ladies over the last couple of years but I must say this young lady impresses me the most on all levels.
 

bubba101

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Breezy

I have seen Breezy a couple of times and plan on seeing her on a regular basis. Her pics on ec. definitely don't do her justice. She is a very friendly and attractive lady and more than eager to please. She has a fairly open menu but always plays safe. She offers bj, allows daty (sweet tight little kitty that loves being licked ) and I believe for extra cost does anal. She really seems to get into her sessions and seems to be willing to try new experiences. Her apartment was clean and located in the grant park area
L=9
A=9
P=9


I would give her 10's but no one is perfect. lol
I have seen a few ladies over the last couple of years but I must say this young lady impresses me the most on all levels.
 

Jethro Bodine

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Well boys, every once in while, still being a living breathing male of the species the urge to spend some time with a woman takes over. Just like the male Grizzly emerges from his shelter each spring in search of female companionship, so does old Jethro.
Such is the situation I found myself in recently.
I was intrigued by bubba101's review and from the conversation I had with the young lady in question I decided to take the plunge. I might add that Ms. Bends is younger than the ladies I usually see but she seemed quite mature and friendly on the phone so I thought "What the hell."

In terms of her service and enthusiasm I would say she performed very well.

My 2 concerns or areas where I disagree with bubba101's assessment are:
1) her place was a filthy mess. I don't know if it was the maid's day off or not but the apt. was dirty with what looked like pet urine stains on the carpet. There were 2 large green garbage bags overflowing with smelly garbage in the kitchen near the door and the counters and sink were stacked with dirty dishes. The bathroom was filthy to the point I declined my usual shower and simply washed up in the sink. I must admit I almost left then but thought I'd stick it out as she did seem like a very nice person and she did rearrange her schedule to accommodate me.
2) I found her personal hygiene to be lacking. It was obvious that she had not showered or bathed prior to our visit. After a few minutes of what I must say was a very good BBBJ with some amazing DT action she requested we settle in to 69. Of course I obliged as I have always fancied myself to be quite proficient at DATY and like the lady to enjoy the session. Well, that lasted about 3 seconds before I was completely repulsed by the smell of her lady parts. it was quite apparent that she was not fresh and all I could smell was excrement. At this point I was ready to bail. I got up and she asked if something was wrong to which I replied that "I just wasn't feeling it." It did improve at this point as she grabbed my dick and proceeded to go full on porn star, DT/BBBJ on it ending with CIM and COF. She then looked up at me and asked if I was "feeling it" now. I admitted I was. :) She offered me a box of Kleenex to clean up, I dressed and left. Again no post action shower.

In summary I found her to be friendly, prompt, accommodating, enthusiastic and offers a wide array of services but the condition of her in call as well as her personal hygiene will definitely keep me away in the future.

I know many guys say they don't go for the lady's housekeeping skills and I don't expect their place to look like a photo from Good Housekeeping magazine but I personally don't enjoy myself and relax in filthy environments.

Cheers
 

PedroPistol

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Wow , that sucks Jethro......Thanks for coming out of semi-retirement and doing this review.

Now, I will give you a heads up that will correct this bad Karma for you. Katrine Cannon is coming to WPG next week and I have seen her in Ottawa, and I highly recommend her to you and anyone who loves spending time with a Hot, Fit, funny,smart total babe that will leave you smiling for days and days. Plus, she really is trained in massage and your body wont feel this good for a long time:nod:
 

marbles

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Wow , that sucks Jethro......Thanks for coming out of semi-retirement and doing this review.

Now, I will give you a heads up that will correct this bad Karma for you. Katrine Cannon is coming to WPG next week and I have seen her in Ottawa, and I highly recommend her to you and anyone who loves spending time with a Hot, Fit, funny,smart total babe that will leave you smiling for days and days. Plus, she really is trained in massage and your body wont feel this good for a long time:nod:
Thanks Jethro and welcome back!

Thank you Pedro for the "heads-up" about Katrine Cannon. Even though next week is crazy busy, I absolutely have to find a way to see her now! Thanks again.
 

Jethro Bodine

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I think most will agree that my reputation here speaks for itself.
I wrote my review to give a honest impression of my session.
bubba101 stated she had a "sweet tight little kitty" and that her place was clean and my experience with regards to these 2 items was quite different. Otherwise I actually said some positive things.
If anyone doubts I saw her I can give you her address and apt. number but I know that is against the rules. As bubba101 sated she is in an apartment building. When you enter the apartment the layout is you can go directly into the kitchen or to the right, which is the bathroom or to the left which is the living room where the bed is located.
As for a kitchen door, I should have said the doorway/entrance to the kitchen. She's right there is no door at the entrance to the kitchen.
Okay, maybe the garbage bags were black and not dark green. They were there, overflowing and smelly.

I will also not be commenting further on this matter. I know my reputation on this board and among the ladies I have had the pleasure of meeting will stand up to any scrutiny.
I was simply commenting on my experience and I fully understand there are those out there who have different standards than I.

Cheers
 

Jethro Bodine

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Its unfortunate how a review board where pooners are supposed to be able to voice their opinions turns into this. While some may not agree with my assessment or opinions I think I do have a right to voice them without receiving rude PM's or being accused of not even seeing these ladies. All because I gave my honest assessment of my time spent with them.

Felina my dear. I have seen you. In my review of you I said you provided a very nice session. Yes I did give my honest opinion about your physical condition but I was not lying. Some guys might not care but there are guys out there who would appreciate my comments. One of the best providers to ever grace our fair city had major stretch marks. Some guys didn't care at all and she was very successful. I personally was turned off by them and only saw her once. Yes, I'm very shallow but when I'm paying $250 and up to see someone, I tend to aim higher than the divorced mom with 3 kids I could pick up a the Norwood any Saturday night. If anything perhaps my comments would serve as incentive to work out and tone up. In the end if you took my comments constructively they would have been to your benefit.

The same goes for Ms. Bends. While I again reiterate that she was prompt, courteous, polite, easy to talk to, gave a excellent BJ (all excellent qualities in an SP) I felt the need to comment on her hygene and environment because again there are those out there who these things are important to. Again, rather than spending a lot of time and energy disputing my review, Ms. bends should use it as incentive to tidy up her apartment, etc.

Even the most successful businesses occasionally deliver sub par goods and services. No one is perfect. The difference between the winners and the losers is the winners use those opportunities to improve and grow while the losers just bitch and complain.

Cheers
 

bubba101

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Well I stand by my original post.

Although her apartment was some what untidy I definitely didn't view it as being dirty. I have been in a hell of a lot worse over the years. I myself am not the greatest housekeeper so I did not see this as a issue.
My attention was far more drawn to her good looks, bubbly personality and excellent service.
As for her kitty issue it was "squeaky clean" and if it wasn't I defiantly wouldn't have partaken in any muff diving exercises.

She is and will remain to be a regular for me .
 

Avery

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I totally believe Jethro on this one. It sounds to me like Jeth caught her on a bad day, and bubba caught her on a good day.

That can happen - it's happened to me on separate occasions with the same SP - squeaky clean one time, and disgustingly stinky the next. Unfortunately, there are a few SPs who think they don"t need to wash themselves after going to the bathroom if they showered just before.

I didn"t see the deleted posts from SPs, but Jethro took the time to provide details, not just take shots at Breezy. That, along with his excellent reputation, makes him totally credible in my books.

And, Jethro, don't sweat the negative posts and rude PMs. I've received my share over the years. Big fuckin'
deal! At least you have the balls to tell it like it was and not back down, unlike some of the pussies on this board.

Just imagine if you had posted this on the other stupid board! LOL!!
 
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thefunviking

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Thanks Jethro
As a junior member I really appreciate reviews from senior respected member's. Sure saves allot of grief and $$$.
 

Saskgym

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Reminds me of an experience i had with shall i say a very high class elite escort at $$$/hr. I had seen all the amazing reviews on her so decoded why not..
Well in the room she had a little dog who wouldnt stop barking, so with my nerves already shot making it into the room trying to be discrete, this distraction made it impossible to relax. Ok onto some DFK, is that smokers breath i smell ? Really ? Ok lets try something else...bbbj and after a min she suggests 69, hell yeah why not...omg, her lady parts had the worst smell down there ever, so that totally disgusted me...as much as i tried the little guy wasnt going to get erect so i kind took a minute to just compose myself and maybe have some discussion...so after 20min i decided to politely leave and offerd my apologies blaming nerves and just not my night...so very disappointed to leave a highly recommended SP with cum still in my balls..but i guess you win some lose some...
Will i reveal her identity, oh hell NO, because her postiives grossly outweigh the odd negative so let things just be as i wouldnt have wanted the backlash that i saw take place over here...
 
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