@ randomjohn - I do apologize for the “horrible” experience you had with me. When I first started out I was a little inexperienced and for my protection I was using fake pics. As of now my photos will be 100% real & recent. I do remember this session as I was renting a room and there happen to be a dog living at the house, who had jumped on the bed prior to your arrival. I did not see it in time otherwise i assure you i would have made sure the bed was clean. I didn’t laugh to be an idiot, i was trying to lighten the situation. Again, i do apologize for I'm an extreme clean freak. As for me being “lumpy” I am a bbw, a full bbw so yes I have a different kind of curves as apposed to someone who’s 160-170lbs, if you thought I was going to have an hourglass figure then of course you would be disappointed.