Under the new BC rules
You have to have your temperature taken, so bend over first
Next hand washing and dump your clothes into laundry machine rinse and repeat
Then fire hose you clean ouch !
Snap goes on a mask
Then please proceed to hospital room one where it’s squeaky clean, in other words no furniture
You proceed to the window,
Lovely lady on the other side
You heart is pounding
But wait the BC virus police come in and say sorry you have to social distance 6 feet
Officer it’s been 100 days without sex
Sorry. Silly smirk
Gets out measuring tape
Sorry women’s arms are not six feet long.
Please exit and wait for the next phase.
Thank you you are welcome.
Anyone else still having issues with the site? Haven't looked at since they temporary closed back around March 25th or so. Seen this and decided to check it out. Both my PC and phone can't access the site. Thought maybe it was my VPN. Nope. Tried my laptop and other phone, which neither of them are connected to a VPN and still can't get on.
Unnecessary as Black Orchids did not have a server online as they were switching servers and were intermittent during that period but mostly offline.
Temp files automatically auto delete daily on my machine and each time I go to a site it automatically checks to see if there are updates or reposts.